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new crop

The term "new crop" refers to the new batch of women that come with a girl when she starts dating your friend (ie. her best friends, acquaintances, family members) and that YOU will have the opportunity of meeting. Much like a farmer with a new harvest... Therefore new crop!
Friend A - Bro, I met this fine ass hottie named Emily at the gym...

Friend B - New crop!

Friend A - for sure! Imma hit her up so we can all go out.
by FreddyBoyFanPage April 4, 2014
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news reader

To act on television as one who reports the news, but in reality only reads scripts from a teleprompter.

A Russian phrase "news reader" was created in the communist (USSR) era to describe a government controlled video personality to imitate the equivalent of the US reporter of news.
As of this writing, real "reporters" are now hard to find in the USA and confined to "talk radio".
The news reader is lying as usual.
by b. schauerte December 30, 2006
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New Malta

Portsmouth, a city on the South Coast of the UK, known to many as New Malta following an ad campaign by a British Rail Company inviting people to visit the NEW Malta for fares as little as £1.
Mate! I'd much rather a night out on the razz in New Malta than Scumhampton!
by williamez September 10, 2010
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Fox News

Unofficially known as the Republican news Network. It's a news Network for people that can't handle fact based news.
Fox News is what educated people watch when they need a good laugh.
by Oxford Definitions LLC February 11, 2018
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daily news

It's when you give a girl a facial and then smack her in the face with a newspaper
This stripper was cleaning out my tank so i put it on her face and then slapped her with a newspaper.
by DUboob February 3, 2005
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sure need new new

a Chinese Internet slang equivalent to "嗦你的鸡巴" meaning "let me suck your (something)", used to make a joke of the man who hide some secrets or make other people have sex imagination. In the former condition, it almost means "suck your dick".
1."Oh!Dick...What the *** are you doing?"
"I'm sure need new new"
2."Do you know how to get a cup of milky white hot drink quickly?"
"Of course,sure need new new"
by ItzPexic August 8, 2022
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New Black

Term coined by Will Pharrell during an Oprah interview. Mostly used in online communities, like Tumblr. New Black meaning, black people who do not believe in racism and/or do not blame white people for racism, don't hold racism accountable for any troubles in their lives.

Many jokes about New Blacks include comparing them to upper-class white people.
"If he says he dislikes black people, does he also mean new black?"
by byeeesexual May 20, 2014
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