Infernal audit

The unceasing questioning of established practices to see if they are in line with internal compliance, ISO standards, laws, etc.

This is usually carried out by accountants who had their personality removed. Another pre-requisite is to be trained by Phil, the Prince of Insufficient Light.

The auditor from the Infernal Audit department brandished his pen and circled out the irregularities in the stationery manifest -- there were 2 pencils short in the inventory, where 10 were recommended.

by Shizuma January 14, 2008

Internalized Whoraphobia

Internalized hatred of your actually being a whore . A range of negative attitudes and feelings towards your whoring behavior.

For example, some women may be uncomfortable or embarrassed by other women who are open and free about their sexuality. You try really hard not to let anyone see your inner "whore". Your internalized whoraphobia is what makes you judgmental of others who may also practice whore like behavior.

by lyricallesbian November 1, 2010

internal bleeding

when u having fun in the moment but regret it later

A: how was ur night
B:lit until i had internal bleeding the next morning

by smoking_bigdoinks_in_the_amish June 9, 2018

International Awesome Day

A joyous occasion bringing all peoples together in the relatively holiday-less month of August, celebrated on the 222nd day of the year, August 10th. Originally "Día del Primer Grito de Independencia de Quito," Quito (Ecuador) Independence day, the tradition of celebration has translated to all walks of life via the magic of the internet. Because most people can't be bothered to say "Día del Primer Grito de Independencia de Quito," the term "international awesome day" was adopted instead.

I had an awesome International Awesome Day, there was fireworks and cake!

by Rephlexes August 16, 2010

International Waters

The bed of a woman notorious for luring men into it.

"Did she end up hooking up with that guy?"
"Yeah, she drowned him in international waters last night."

by slightthesuccubus June 11, 2012

The Intergalactic Law

When you bring something up with your friend and then coax them into wanting to hear it, but then they say never mind.

The Intergalactic Law states they must now tell you what they brought up under any circumstances.

Jimmy: Dude did you hear what happened at the party last night? But you can't tell anyone!
John: I won't!
Jimmy: Actually nevermind, can't tell you.
John: You have to now! Its The Intergalactic law!

by Kwin! January 13, 2015

internalized misogyny

thinking misogynistic stuff because of unconscious assimilation.

"She sais she's not like other girls"
"Thats because she has internalized misogyny"

by medievalfeminist October 30, 2017