I’m parallel

That orgasmic feeling when you finally get to lie down..whether that be in bed, on the ground, or even just on the floor. All the stress of the day just seeps out of you into the ground, in which you are parallel with.

“Oh baby, it’s about that time. I’m parallel.”

by dontworryitsjustjim November 6, 2020

i’m otw, i’ll be there in 5

what somebody says when their still in shower/bed but don’t want you to think there going to take forever

person one: dude are you coming??
person two: yeah bro i’m otw, i’ll be there in 5
20 minutes later…
person one: BRI WTF ARE YOU WHERE GONNA BE LATE!!

by bony taddeley November 21, 2024

i’m off the game

off the game: when i man says some gay shi it dumb shi, you gotta get off the game

“i like men” i’m off the game bruh

by wockpartyz August 25, 2021

Proving that I’m a fraud

A sin that Jordan Peterson considers

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Dr. JeepJorp “Why did you have to go proving that I’m a fraud!?!?”

Hym “Because it’s the truth! Ahahahahahahahahahahaa! Aha! Aha! Aaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!”

by Hym Iam November 3, 2022

I’m bored so I added a word

So yeah I’m board I try and search this up if it works it will be funny

Yo what’s up I’m bored so I added a word

by It’s me cursed Deku September 27, 2020

i’m not ready

yes were dating but i’m not ready to say that yet and i can’t wait to see you this month

yeah i like you ajané but i’m not ready

by yessirskiiiie December 8, 2020

I’m so normal about

When you want to express your excitement or obsession over a topic, but you say you don’t really care. You’re showing how hyped you are but in a very calm manner. You’re definitely not insane.

I’m so normal about the new Loki show coming out..
Sooooo so normal.

by giant_enemy_spider January 5, 2024