Hurdlin'

The thing Joe Hawley was doing before Zubin died

Joe: *Bursts in the door* Rob!
Rob: Finally! Where have you?
Joe:...Hurdlin'
*Cue Joe hurdlin' montage*

by The Gay Paradox November 18, 2020

huRRe

someone that is a huRRe is most likely to get very famous one day. This person will have a bodyguard who also is a Pommesfrau. Both are dipshits and together they are ✨PommeshuRRe✨

damn you huRRe.
fuck off, Pommesfrau.

by pommesfrau January 12, 2021

Hurtbo

Someone who appears to be a himbo, but upon further observation, does not even attempt to be respectful to women.

I thought he was cool, but he’s actually such a hurtbo.

by fabulous poultry December 1, 2021

The Hurricane Diet

When you eat everything and anything in sight, because you are locked up in a house with no electricity and/or no water for days on end. Usually the result of a hurricane (i.e Ike) and all you have to eat is tuna fish, bread, chips, candy, soda, MRE's, cookies, and any other type of junk food.

My whole family and I went on The Hurricane Diet last week and I now weigh 220lb. THANKS IKE!

by DAR1985 November 5, 2008

Tissue Hurdles

Anything that gets in your way as you run around searching for a tissue before your nose explodes into a fountain of mucus.

Tissue Hurdles include, but are not limited to: bags, mounds of laundry, doors, pets, senior citizens, tables, chairs, and invisble force fields.

by zergbreak21 January 14, 2010

Vagina Hurl

verb; The act of giving birth; Shoving a human out of your female happy hole/ Port hole of life. Vagina hurl.

i gave birth aka vagina hurled my child whos name is skrillex cory iero way clark.

by ricecracker dick assman July 9, 2011

Snark-hurler

One who habitually tosses snarkish comments into a conversation for the purpose of belittling, punching down, or making themselves feel good about feeling bad.

"What a snark-hurler Tom is! Can you believe all the snark-hurling he did in that last group text??? "

by jfwordsmythe June 10, 2016