rusty french horn

the woman is lying on top of the man with buttox and vagina exposed and elevated. the man places left hand around womans leg, reaching clitoris with fingers, and stimulating thereafter. with right hand, he inserts however many fingers are necessary to reach maximum pleasure, while simultaneously rimming her anus. (ex. female version of the rusty trombone)

Bill gave me a rusty french horn, but I had some dingleberries that obstructed the air passage, so his tone was heavily affected.

by Graceblaine StanQuinn April 18, 2006

around the horn

The act of passing around a bottle of liquor with a bunch of your friends in a circle, each taking as big of a swig as possible, usually causing the end of most nights.

"man i blacked out hard last night, what happened?"
"around the horn happened."

by TheDruncan June 23, 2012

horn of plenty

dick that is biggggggggggg

jerry had a horn of plenty

by jean kilpatrick January 10, 2008

Horatio

Any number of English people whose parents thought "We'll give you the most pompous name we can!"

(in an upper-class English accent) Oh yes Horatio, tally ho!, pip pip, good show, chap!

by ja March 30, 2003

Horatio Hornblower

To fart on ones head, specificially characterized by the movement of hair.

Derek got himself a Horatio Hornblower today, now he has to redo his hair.

by MrPrefect October 5, 2005

Jew horn

The tall gold horns which spawn from a Jews Head, they are very sharp, and highly rare to see in the wild. If found they are worth millions. The reasons they are not seen very often is mainly due to the fact that they have all been sold. A jews primary source of income.

A; OUCH that was sharp
B: What
A: I just got poked by a jew horn, trying to steal in jew gold.
B: So did you just convert
A: Yes after being poked by a Jew Horn it completely turns you JEWISH!!

by Jew boy the II December 8, 2007

Hornary

The angry, touchy, all around unpleasant nature one gets in when they're so horny it makes them ornary and surly to all who interact with them.

Man, my girlfriend has been out of town for three weeks and I got so hornary I shouted at my boss for taking my stapler. I had to rub one out at lunch so I'd calm down.

by DickySimms September 2, 2010