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Hooker Hoofers

Shoes most commonly worn by strippers, ho's and other "ladies of the evening." Always high-heeled, usually shiny and vinyl this exciting footware is for the most discriminately trashy wearer. Most often hooker hoofers are cheap versions of those famous fuck me pumps.
"Girl, when workin' the pole your legs look fine wearing your hooker hoofers"
by busybusybusybusy May 23, 2009
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hookery whore

a whore who also displays the characteristics of a hooker. a hookery whore is a double dis, unlike the regular whore, which is just a single dis.
by linguist11 August 12, 2009
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Hooker Snack

Something that a married man has between bouts with the wife, usually when the husband isn't getting any
"Man, I had the best hooker snack of my life last night."
"You might want to get yourself checked out."
by JacksonStorm February 22, 2010
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hooker power hour

the set time that a hooker should set aside to eat. Most cases this doesn't happen because they spent their money on cocaine or heroine. A hooker power hour is normally characterized by fighting other hookers for money by using homemade weapons like sharpened tampon tubes, used condoms tied into a whip, or AIDS.... (Awesome Indestructible Dildo Shield). By using these weapons the "Queen hooker" or the hooker that wins gets to own the street corner and services the most customers. This then repeats the cycle of competition from other hookers and drug withdrawl.
The police know when to intervene when a hooker's power hour has gotten a little too out of control.

When the school whores wanted to fight each other, everyone circled around and yelled, "Hooker Power Hour!"
by clo1229 May 18, 2010
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hooker bump

inhaling substances off someone's long finger nail when no other substance accesory is available
Becky, with her long acrylic nail, spooned the substance out and offered Bob her pinky nail to inhale. She asked "want a hooker bump?"
by Dick Lea May 10, 2011
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Hooker Pants

Having pants of a hookerish nature.
Jen got a pair of new hooker pants. She looks mighty hookerish.
by Popsp24 September 8, 2011
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holler cred

Holler cred is the local credibility or "street cred" one might enjoy in the mountains or hollows, particularly of Appalachia. This comes from knowing the terrain, being "bush wise," knowing how to hunt, fish and assault Federal officers or Revenuers. Writing songs, or singing them, about white supremacists and sovereign citizen domestic terrorists also helps.
He fights mountain, talks mountain and has a still in his back yard. He sure has holler cred.
by Pervasive D2 November 5, 2011
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