Tiny Hitler

A clone of Adolf Hitler, about six inches tall. Has all of the memories of the real Hitler, and no health problems. The cause of a moral dilemma involving the difference between torturing a clone and torturing the real Hitler.

If you had a Tiny Hitler, would you feel bad about torturing it?

by maklunky July 30, 2023

Stinky Hitler

Another way to create a stinky Hitler is after sodomy, you transfer the shit by dotting the upper lip under the nose with the head of the shit covered penis

She was such a bitch, After I pulled out of her ass I gave her a stinky Hitler

by anonymous July 5, 2022

Hitler's Balls

Hitler killed himself during WWII when Germany was surrounded. When his body was found, it was confirmed he only had one ball. To this day, we still don't know where that one testicle went.

History Teacher: Then after D-Day, when the Allies surrounded Germany, Hitler's body was found in a ditch after he killed himself.

Student: Um, you forgot to mention he was found with only one ball. You know, Hitler's balls.

by Seashelp July 25, 2016

kitchen-hitler

Someone who is amazing at chopping foods but can be very bossy! One can always defer to a kitchenhiemer

My mom can be a real kitchen-hitler sometimes

by Kitty goes meow May 15, 2016

Hitlers moustache

A powerful piece of facial hair that will capture an audience and force them to vote for you in an election

If trump had a hitlers moustache he would destroy Hillary in this election

by Nathanbae and Harambae August 30, 2016

Adolph Hitler

A very inspiring historical figure. He went from living in homeless shelters, to becoming chancellor of Germany, achieving most of his goal, and conquering most of Europe.

Man. Other than killing a bunch of Jews, Adolph Hitler was a pretty great person.

by TheDonutMan February 16, 2020

Adolf hitler

The most fucked up man who ever lived. Adolf Hitler killed 7 million Jews, and homosexuals, Roman Catholics, hippies, even if you were just born with brown hair he would kill you. He believed in the 'master race.' He was the leader of the Nazi Party, in power in Germany, thus we all went to war. He lost and killed himself. (Apparently, no one actually knows... ) but they did find his body.

Who was responsible for the death of millions of innocent people, killed just because they looked a certain way or believed in some thing different?
Adolf Hitler.

by AFigmentofYourImagination April 9, 2009