Lets give him a Hitler!

To wipe shit under an unsuspecting victims nose in the shape of Adolf Hitlers famous mustache. This is a great way to prank that guy who always falls a sleep too soon at a party. This will leave a stinky suprise for him when he wakes up!

Sam: Hey Nate, check it out, Kyle fell asleep already!
Nate: Oh my god dude lets fuck with him!
Sam: Yeah! What should we do?
Nate: I know dude! Lets give him a Hitler!

by T dizzle916 April 15, 2008

Hitler farts

Farts that make you feel like they're putting you in a gas chamber.

Damn bro, I got mad hitler farts.

by I_am_redfoo February 2, 2015

hitler

That evil racist fag who hates Jews for no reason. Caused the deaths of millions of people.

If I had Hitler hostage, I'd slice his nuts off.

by DudeWho'sJustABitNuts August 10, 2006

House Hitler

a husband who rules the family and home as an absolute dictator. He doesn't allow his wife or children any opportunity to express themselves.

Ten years ago, some football coach who "saw the light" and "discovered" God launched an arena tour promoting the idea that husbands should turn back progress in sexual equality and "retake command of the house and family". He encouraged total dictatorial control of the house - i.e. the House Hitler.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 19, 2006

A hitler

A Hitler is when you stick your finger up your ass, and smeer the shit on there upper lip, while either asleep, sadated or unconcoisus on your kitchen floor

"has that little boy not noticed that he has a hitler on his lip"
"Yeah I gave this kid a hitler while he was ODing on mesciline"

by Andrew Ricardo May 13, 2006

Hitler

Definition 1: A big fat pussy.
Definition 2: A man who murdered millions of Jews, gypsies, homosexuals and other people that did not seem fit to live in his perfect totaltarionistic world. See dickhole and xenocide.

Example 1: "Hey, you know that guy Hitler?"
"Yeah, he's a big fat pussy, I bet he'd like to suck it."

Example 2: "Why does Hitler want to kill everybody?"
"Because he sucks balls."

Example 3: Jew: "Hitler, do you like to suck balls?"
Hitler: "Yes."

by The Jewish Nation October 3, 2006

Hitler

Evil genius who taught the United States of America how to fight! Blitzkrieg!!!!!!!!

Example A: Hitler sent his planes in first to bomb the enemy, then he send in the armor column, and last his infantry.

Example B: America used that tactic in Vietnam, Desert-Storm, and War on Terror.

by IvanSlockavich March 8, 2010