helmet end

a penis whose lack of foreskin makes it look like there is a helmet bulging out of the end

girl: did u pull that lad last nite?
girl 2: yeah he went commando and put his helmet end inside my saddle gash

by Ivan1989 March 10, 2008

Helmet

hel·met
   hell-meht noun
A means to describe someone's intelligence referring to a mentally unstable person. One who wears a helmet to protect them from injuring themselves because they cannot function for on their own. Can also be known as slang.

1)

A-"I heard Greg got a 39% on that test last class"
B-"What a helmet!"

2)
A-"Hey you f***ing helmet"

by Ayy Fawn September 29, 2011

Helpie

When you aren’t good at photography and definitely had someone else take your “selfie” for you...

Check out the angle on that picture - it’s humanly impossible to achieve such artistic dimension by oneself even with the aid of a timer and selfie stick. This has got to be a helpie.

by Verocello September 28, 2018

helpless lesbian

A lesbian crushing on a girl and simps for her but can’t make a move

Shannon: “this girl gabby is sooo pretty”
Meena: “ dude ask her out or something already”
Shannon: “I can’t bro idk how she might not even like girls”
Liana: “you are such a helpless lesbian”

by Marie125 August 8, 2023

Sheetrock Helmet

When having sexual intercourse, usually a Hate Fuck, you force the top of the head of your partner through a wall.

Last night I was so fucked up I decided to bone my ex again. She still had a line across her forehead from the sheetrock helmet I gave her last wednesday.

by Alan Ashton October 3, 2008

Space helmets

when you are getting high. you blow the smoke into a fishbowl or tuberware and then place the container on your head.

yo man lets go smoke some pot and put on our space helmets

by dsoa December 9, 2008

Gutter helmet

A regional variant common to southern New England for the practical joke/sexual practice known elsewhere as the Dutch oven: i.e. when one partner holds another partner's head beneath a blanket and passes gas.

Sheets are OK for a gutter helmet, but for the real, face-full-of-flatulence effect, you need to go with a down comforter.

by OrangeTruck December 5, 2012