haner mananer

A squirrel found in space that farts out fireworks when it gets pissed off.

"Holy fucking haner mananer shit balls ass fuck cock!"

by Chris April 6, 2005

Ass-handed

A metaphore implying that a person permanently has both hands up their own ass.

Did you see that guy on his phone? That ass-handed bitch made me miss the green light!

by Obnoxshus Rapper October 8, 2017

Hamzeh

Also known as hamza . As some say he is disrespectful, he is loved for the respect he gives to people, especially women, he has a reputation for being flirty.

1: Did you see how he acted with that girl
2: yeah, he was a total hamzeh

by Lying frog January 3, 2018

Haize

Perfection

Ayo ur dick is Haize

by Asawantedmetodothis November 5, 2020

Haneen

Haneen is an annoying human being that is married to Shrek.

Person 1: Oh my gosh Haneen is so annoying
person 2: I heard she's married to Shrek.

by Sussy Baka Says Hi May 19, 2022

one handed muppet strangler

Jerking off wildly with a tubesock (preferably with the stripes at the top) on your wiener.

I gave myself the one handed muppet strangler this morning.

by the californiamerican June 27, 2008

weak handed stranger

when your girlfriend / wife sits on her hand until it falls asleep then strokes you off.

i wanted sex last night but my wife was too tired so she gave me a weak handed stranger instead

by coma061 January 21, 2009