handrew jackson

A handjob that costs $20

Guy 1: Dude, I got a Handrew Jackson last night!

Guy 2: With the $20 you owe me?!

by FwaaBwaa January 4, 2014

handmeister

One who uses his hands so dexteriously that he has mastered every way to masturbate.

My middle school son has become a handmeister in my basement.

by Sommersby May 13, 2017

One handed chat

To engage in cybersex. More specifically, to type erotic chat with one hand while pleasuring oneself with the other hand.

Since she weighed 500 pounds in real life, Brenda only did the one handed chat with her many prospective boyfriends.

by Mike West 27 September 2, 2009

Erin Handrews

The new and improved name for your hand. Thanks to the peephole incident this is a new name for your hand.

Watching college football makes me want to use my Erin Handrews.

by mosman10 October 3, 2009

Errin Handie

A Jewdo fighter who loves cock and Batman and especially Batman's cock.

"Did you see that Errin Handie all over Batman's cock at the 'Dark Knight' premier?"

by Matthew Scoobinstein December 31, 2011

Fam-Handling

When a group of one male and several females are performing group sex and an argument ensues over who is the successor of all other females and is granted authority to masturbate the male to climax.

"Listen Jerry, I tell ya last night was crazy...we all took a bunch of drugs and started going at it. One girl tried to finish me off and the others got jealous, it was like they were playing king of the hill for my junk, wasn't shortly thereafter a fam-handling session broke out. Liz won...Im not too happy about that, she has a lot of calluses..."

by mikiter September 9, 2013

one-handed stir-fry

The act of sexual self pleasure utilising one hand. AKA: masturbating.

Dude, what did you do last night?
Nothing but a one-handed stir-fry.
Why?
My girl is still at her parents.

by SaltyKnob March 23, 2017