handegg

A term used by foreign assholes (most commonly british) to describe american football. It is usually used to argue the games name (FOOTBALL) because apparently it requires a greater use of the hands than the foot, and the ball supposedly resembles an egg. You know, kinda like another form of football that was coincidentally invented by the Brits: RUGBY.

Dumb retard: Those bloody yanks need to rename their game to Handegg, it doesn't even require the foot and the ball looks like an egg!

Logical individual: Kinda like how rugby football looks like a giant egg and all the players run around with it in their grasp?

by Mr Steel Biscuits November 27, 2012

Deon Handers

Deon Handers is the act of getting a handjob.

Wow last night I got the worst Deon Handers.

by Billy V. April 4, 2006

man handled

a saying used to describe a person who fuks them self up real bad mentally and physically.

"did you see jesse fall off that bridge"
"yeh, he got man handled"

by george tony February 21, 2005

Handegg

Another word for "American football" err I mean "FOOTBALL." Usually used by retards who don't know basic English.

Retarded person: "I think football should be renamed handegg."

Non-retarded person: "Why?"

Retarded person: "Because they used their hands and its an egg, DUH!"

Non-retarded person: "Are you retarded or something? Its called football because its played on foot, and we played it on foot. Besides we do use our foot, it's called a kickoff and an extra point and a field goal and a punt. Do your friggin research before making people think you're a retard. Wait a minute, YOU ARE!"

by Counterblitzkrieg December 9, 2010

[jan handled]

The act of getting your ass kicked by Jan

Yo, the bout's score was 5-1, she totally jan handled that girl!

by AB12345 January 18, 2009

Turn the handel

To come out of the closet.

I think that dude should just turn the handel.

by Kodey Hensel October 6, 2008

two hander

bobby

"woah is that bobby? he has a giant two hander!"

by Urban Dickhole October 13, 2011