Dirty Handjob

When a chick shits in her hands or on your cock, then wanks you off with her shitty hands!!

I had a Taco Bell for lunch, want a dirty handjob?

by PerryPlatypus69 July 31, 2018

Swiss Handjob

The Act of reciving a handjob from the FRONT generally done at a party or a stripclub or dance club.
The girl (or guy) stands in front of you and jacks you off toward them stroking in the opposite direction..Its generally uncomfortable but interesting at the same time.

Guy 1- "i was at the club and this chick walked up while i was dancing pulled my dick out and gave me a swiss handjob, i came all over here dress"

Guy 2- " Fuck you"

by BGeezy29 April 11, 2011

handjob

A side cup of good beer to drink whilst in between games of flip cups.

Claire drank her handjob of Yuengling, while Alex filled her flipcup with Coors Light.

by Alz730 July 16, 2011

Irish Handjob

When two men grasp each others penises and jerk each other off. (Similar to the Dutch Rudder)

With no girls around, Mark and Steve were forced to resort to an Irish Handjob

by 2___2 April 13, 2014

handjob magnet

someone who only gets as far as getting a handjob while inticipating more.

Dude I can't laid, I'm too much of a handjob magnet.

by cum dumpster March 20, 2016

handjob

what your mom gives me

i got a handjob

by Clapan December 4, 2019

handjob tattoo

A wrist tattoo

OMG that girl has a handjob tattoo.
What’s that?
A tattoo on her wrist!

by Nina/Chris August 28, 2020