by Dtray December 1, 2017
Get the Hamstermug. by omar May 1, 2004
Get the SAH hamstermug. A single point which someone hyper fixates so heavily on being wrong, they forget everything else ok with the whole.
Sometimes ultimately making the whole worse then it was, if the lazy hamster had been left alone.
Sometimes ultimately making the whole worse then it was, if the lazy hamster had been left alone.
I just remembered I forgot to colour in that one button on the characters shirt, I should go back.
What? No you’re painting was fine, just leave it. It’s not worth it.
No, no, the teacher’s going to be able to tell I’ll just go back and ask if I can get it.
Nah man don’t, it’s just a lazy hamster.
What? No you’re painting was fine, just leave it. It’s not worth it.
No, no, the teacher’s going to be able to tell I’ll just go back and ask if I can get it.
Nah man don’t, it’s just a lazy hamster.
by Kibblebip January 13, 2022
Get the Lazy hamstermug. 
the anal orifice of a male homosexual, also known as a faggot’s queer pussy, into which a small hamster is inserted to scurry around the disgusting fag’s G-spot and provide sexual stimulation to the excited homo
The sexy 16-year-old Str8 bully stopped working on his homework momentarily and glanced at his little faggot brother breathing heavily, moaning, and squirming around on his bed.
“It won’t be long now, fairy,” he addressed the 11-year-old gayboy, laughing at the poor pint-sized poof sobbing while getting all hot and bothered. “Ever since I shoved that lovable small rodent up your queer hamster-hider, it’s been busy nibbling on your G-spot, fag. In about ten seconds, you’re gonna have the craziest hands-free dry cum of your young life, little homo! Hahahahaha!”
Sure enough, as if on cue, the preteen phagget gasped then bucked and heaved once . . . twice . . . thrice, and finally collapsed on the bed, saying, “Thanks, bro! That was awwwwesome, dude! Now will you pleeeease remove the fuckin’ hamster from my gay butthole?!”
“It won’t be long now, fairy,” he addressed the 11-year-old gayboy, laughing at the poor pint-sized poof sobbing while getting all hot and bothered. “Ever since I shoved that lovable small rodent up your queer hamster-hider, it’s been busy nibbling on your G-spot, fag. In about ten seconds, you’re gonna have the craziest hands-free dry cum of your young life, little homo! Hahahahaha!”
Sure enough, as if on cue, the preteen phagget gasped then bucked and heaved once . . . twice . . . thrice, and finally collapsed on the bed, saying, “Thanks, bro! That was awwwwesome, dude! Now will you pleeeease remove the fuckin’ hamster from my gay butthole?!”
by FaggotyFag March 11, 2024
Get the hamster-hidermug. They're fucking huge they're fucking girthy they're the biggest fattest fucking nuts you'll ever see you'll gargle them and you'll love them
by Cocklord69cum November 4, 2021
Get the Hamster nutsmug. A small cute animal that keeps you up all night because hamster wheels aren't really silent. They like carrots
by Lauren the hamster June 23, 2019
Get the Hamstermug.