finer than frog hair

When you feel so fine you just can't stand it. Frog hair doesn't exist, so, it must be pretty fine!

Rob:Susan how are you today?
Susan: Well Rob Id say Im finer than frog hair!

Rob: Whats what on a frog?

Susan: You ever seen hair on a frog?
Rob: Welp nope can't say I have...
Susan: Must be pretty FINE THEN!

All: Hahahahaaa.. ha.

by Wank Eubanks November 27, 2012

helmet-hair

Hairstyles worn by African-American women starting around 1990, that was sprayed heavily with hair spritz, so that the hair style did not move, even in strong gusts of wind. Some of these styles include the mushroom bob , the pinapple updo, the freeze and the spiked pixie. Some actresses that made these styles famous were Halle Berry, Jo Marie Payton ( Harriet on Family Matters ), Terri Vaughn, Wendy Robinson. Some R and B singers include group SWV and the group Xscape.

"Man, my sister slept sittin up to maintain that freeze for church , damned helmet-hair!"

Woman says to hair stylist-"Girl give me a Halle Berry!!"

by fefe1 January 4, 2013

Emo Haircut

Emo Haircut...

Which is for guys: Shaggy, long, and usally clean. It always will cover one eye or almost all of one eye. It usally has more than one natural color hair dye in it. As in Brown hair with blonde, black,and red or vise versa. It does get done, even though you can not tell. (hairspray)

Girls: Shortish. Shoulder length, or longer, but does have lots of layers. Side bangs, in there face. Hardly ever tucked behind there ears. Ponys, or braids in the back, but still leting the bangs fly loose.

Guy: Nice new Emo haircut, i cant see your eye, but your hair looks clean.
Guy 2: Yeah i know, im to lazy to move it out of my eye. Did you know i brush my teeth in the shower too?
Guy: NICE Bro. 2 things at once.

by Disbeliever In Hope April 25, 2006

red cunt hair

Standard unit of measurement for nearly infinitesimal distances.

"Holy shit, that speeding car missed me by a red cunt hair."

by Sakure April 7, 2003

red hair phase

it depends on whether it’s natural red head color or deep/bright red color. if a girl has natural red hair she usually likes taylor swift and reading, if it’s the other type of red this girl is going through it. usually likes radio read and stoner guitar guys. def got her heart broken and both romanticize the f out of everything.

“do you that girl over there?”

“yeah, she’s definitely in her red hair phase.”

by cutegirl05 February 11, 2022

pornstar hair

when a female's hair is just long enough to cover her breasts, thus enabling her to be topless without exposing herself.

"Wow, your hair has grown long enough to be pornstar hair."

by Lindsey2769 March 27, 2007

ginger hair

Describes a colour that has a vibrant, reddish hue to it. Hence it can be anything from red to orange to yellow.

Examples are golden-ginger, strawberry-ginger and orange-ginger.

Ginger tom - cat or bloke with ginger hair.

Hey, Ginger, how ya doing mate?

by john McAllister June 2, 2005