Hangover

A feeling of hunger, but you don't want to eat.
A feeling of being able to conquer the world, but not being able to move off the couch.
You'll have a headache, you'll stumble when you try to stand, and you'll really only want to eat at your favorite small town diner.
You'll belch and have the taste of your last drink in your mouth from the night before.

I'm not up for a run I've got a hangover

by Austin55555 September 20, 2012

Hangover Menopause

The hot flashes and sweats you get when battling a particularly bad hangover. These symptoms are commonly associated with female menopause.

Ryan: "Aren't you going to order food?"
Jim: "No, I'm fighting some hangover menopause right now. I don't think I could hold it down."

by ChristmasQ June 12, 2013

hangover mouth

Alternatively known as "Hangover Maaaaf." A sickly after-taste in one's mouth, following a heavy night out, mixed with the feeling of fur and regret. One would feel like one has moss growing on the south side of one's teeth. Commonly suffered by Essex girls.

In context: "'ave you got any sweets? coz I got hangover maaaf innit(hangover mouth)"

by I heart Essex July 18, 2014

hangover sex

The art of copulation while mutually suffering from an alcohol induced hangover. Hangover sex is often referred to as a heightened sensual experience at climax (or 'awesome sex'), most likely due to the temporary reprieve from the hell of the hangover, which gives the impression its so much better because of the immense shitehouse of a hangover you had previously.

Michele: Fancy some hangover sex?
Andrew: No thanks I'm not hungover and you stink of stale alcohol.

by MrCh1nn March 15, 2015

hangover piss

The piss you take the day after partying... Marked by an amber color due to massive dehydration

Person 1: Dude, took the hangover piss already.. i need some fucking water.
Person 2: Word.

by mastasippa December 20, 2014

Hungover Horn

The extreme level of horniness a person achieves when slightly hungover after a night out.

Goffrey: Damn you hungover horn, how am I going to be able to go to work with this raging hard on??

by Goffrey4111 October 8, 2015

Hangovaries

When you ovulate so hard that you feel like shit the next morning.

Tina-bonifa (cuddling her coffee): Uggghhh...
Tony-balony (concerned, handsome): What's wrong baby?
Tina-bonifa: I have hangovariiieesss...
Tony-balony: What do you expect? You ovulated so hard last night I had to carry you home.
Tina-bonifa (with puppy-dog eyes): You diiiiiid? I don't rememberrrrr...
Tony-balony: Yeah, babe.
Tina-bofina: These hangovaries are the worst. I'm never ovulating again.

by DarknessSchmarkness November 11, 2015