A middle school located in Holly, Michigan known for cunt teachers. People vape and use their phones during class and expect not to get caught and when they do get caught they act like total dumbasses. There's some weird German kid who acts like a Nazi, 1 large group of people singing shit like all star, country roads, etc... The school is filled with thots, furries, and the LGBTQ community who force you to be one of them, kinda like a cult. There's a perverted gym teacher who makes you do activities just so he can look at the girls ass in the classroom. Apparently the French teacher has a picture of a naked girl under his desk, I don't know about that one tho, you get dress coded for stupid shit, half the time it's people's shoulders that you can see. Overall HMS is a total mad house, the food isn't even fresh most of the time or just tastes terrible, so that adds to the madness. It's got 2.2 stars on google maps. If you were planning on going to this school, just take to heart what I've described, it's for your own good.
Tim: Your daughter is in 5th grade, what middle school is she going to?
Sam: trying to avoid Holly Middle School as much as possible.
Tim: why?
Sam: I don't want my daughter in a environment where the LGBTQ community is forcing people to become one of them.
Tim: but ain't it close to your house?
Sam: yeah it's closer to my house, if I can't find a good middle school to send her to, then she's going to Holly Middle School. Hopefully I can find a better middle school for her.
Tim: want me to help you out?
Sam: if you have time then sure, I can use some help.
Tim: alright, I'll let you use my assistance to find a good middle school for your daughter.
Sam: thank you so much!
Tim: no problem!
Sam: trying to avoid Holly Middle School as much as possible.
Tim: why?
Sam: I don't want my daughter in a environment where the LGBTQ community is forcing people to become one of them.
Tim: but ain't it close to your house?
Sam: yeah it's closer to my house, if I can't find a good middle school to send her to, then she's going to Holly Middle School. Hopefully I can find a better middle school for her.
Tim: want me to help you out?
Sam: if you have time then sure, I can use some help.
Tim: alright, I'll let you use my assistance to find a good middle school for your daughter.
Sam: thank you so much!
Tim: no problem!
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