ain't holding no air

(adjective) referring to one that tells lies; a liar.

Dwayne said he'd flip for wish burgers but that foo AIN'T HOLDING NO AIR.

by Fangsta April 29, 2003

Hold My Dick

an experssion used to experss when shit hits the fan or goes wrong

Hold my Dick dude my mom is coming home and my house is trashed

by lazyboy5000 April 03, 2010

Hold on for dear life

A MW2 death screen text. Look it up.

(Game) - Hold on for dear life *black screen*

by MeatWeed February 18, 2019

Wushu finger hold

when your dick is so small that you have to use 2 or 3 fingers to jerk off

Hes dick was so small that he used the wushu finger hold

by Dickwad91169 December 20, 2020

sonic holding a shotgun

its in the name, Its sonic holding a shotgun :/
he also said to delete something and plus your gay

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by gcjjfm January 25, 2022

Holding my beans

Referencing Jack and The Beanstalk, ‘holding my beans’, means I’m saving my money and not spending it, in the hope of growing those beans into a lucrative beanstalk.

It can also be used to say that money is invested somewhere.

“Are you coming out after work?”
“No, I’m holding my beans.”

“Have you got a lot of savings?”
“No. My investments are holding my beans.”

by November 25, 2020

Lady holding broom

What the actuall fuck. Why on gods fucking earth would you look up something as stupid as this. Your either retarded or sexist. But whatever who am i to fucking judge.

Lady holding broom? Why?

by Lazarus667 April 26, 2017