Haidenous

Haidenous explains that feeling when one just feels so incredibly ugly that they feel like Haiden. When one feels like Haiden it tends to be the worst feeling imaginable.

"I just wanna kill myself cause I'm so ugly, I'm feeling Haidenous"

by HaidenHater_911 February 13, 2026

Haider

A guy who looks like he just came from saadi town covered in curry, dripping litres of filthy nose oil from his huge overarching nose which looks like an angry birds beak. They are extremely short, with the average size of man boobs for a nutella addict. Packing the one inch defender also known as the urdu pincher. Always mindlessly scrolling on tiktok saving, liking and reposting every video, like its his j*b. They are very unusual and get called the unusual guy by everyone, even his mum. Are a fluent Urdu speaker but would never admit to it. Very afraid to "leave the nest". These guys are always scared of women. They are Muslim but don't follow any rules except eating pork.

Hey haider how was the flight from saadi town

by Dardy daniel July 25, 2025

Haider Farooq

Married man with 2 kids, His father is Vithuran, Hes a trans gay lesbian Pakistinian boy who is a big part of the LGBTQ +IA community leading protests and flashing kids in the streets of kirachi, Haider once gave a BJ to his own father in Oshawa Ontario but got deported by Ahmad

Haider Farooq is gay

by Haider Farooq September 9, 2025

Growing hairs on it

It's getting old.

That joke is so old it's growing hairs on it.

by Feroo March 13, 2011

Joise hairs

Hairs on your head more known as baby hairs when your hairs in a ponytail

Wow, your Joise hairs are very noticeable when it humid out.

by Aslgaeecney September 3, 2015

Callaway Hairstyle

For a frequent hair gel user who spikes only the front of his hair, the callaway hairstyle is a go to when these frequent hair gel users run out of gel and don't have time to get more. This style requires a quick tug and jerk followed by a handful of nut and a quick swipe of the hair. Holds just as strong as any hair gel there is.

I had a hot date last night and my dumbass ran out of hair gel, I didn't have time to go to the store. Good thing my boy jimmy c from Boy Scouts taught me the callaway hairstyle back in 7th grade or my hair would of looked like shit.

by Jsando99 November 29, 2016

Asscrack hairstyle

The way in which one's ass hair is cut or arranged

-Did you try anal with Jenna last night?
-No way dude, her asscrack hairstyle is literally a spider web.

by nobodycaresm9 December 4, 2016