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Greg

NOT a cult greg is a army and not a cult or mabye HAHAHAHAHAHAHA U WILL NEVER KNOW UwU
Greg is a cult probobly wait where am i- -le dies-
by Greg is a cult lol February 1, 2021
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Greg

Who names their kid greg
Gideon: who it that

Nola: that is greg
Gideon: wtf who names their child that!?!
by XxxJust_this_girl_69Xxx March 9, 2019
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Gay Greg

Somebody who lifts weights, wears oxygen reduction exercise masks, has more “We The People” shirts then most people have socks, has a ball cap with either MAGA or Trump’s smirk face on it, and carries around an aluminum, gallon-sized Thermos water bottle that clangs like a flagpole on a windy day because he has it carabiner-clipped to his 80 lb MOLLE system backpack.

This guy also designs memes all day long to really bust on his friends but gets really mad when they do it back. He also gets multiple suspensions from Facebook from his crude and insightful language and harsh stereotypes expressed.

Still, he is good buddy, but likes to get everyone else in on a joke against you just to keep you humble. He is still an asshole though.
Gay Greg took that picture of me and my wife and superimposed Biden’s face over hers. He captioned that we were best buds and if you looked closely our hands were on each other’s butts. Gay Greg is an asshole. He still
makes me laugh, though. He doesn’t know I wiped my ass on his water jug. I laugh every time I hear him clanging down the hall because I know he is taking sips of my poo!
by No Tango and no Cash September 16, 2023
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Gregged

The act of leaving the room unannounced, going home, not showering, leaving a stink bomb like sims do in the sims, making up things for attention, and having every STD possible.
motherfucker gregged
by fuck-bitches-get-money-42069 December 28, 2022
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Greg

Greg IS the actual fastest-growing army (J.O.I.N US)
by anonymous November 26, 2020
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being a Greg

"Being around them is like trying to catch a butterfly in a storm: they're always late, their attention span is as short as a squirrel's, and their texts are like a maze of run-on sentences designed to confuse and confound."
I was hanging out with my buddy Smiles last night but he was being a “being a GREG
by Csorrenti May 14, 2024
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Greg

The act of supposedly being at work, but not doing shit.
I pulled a Greg today... didn't do a fucking thing at work
by Ooooooyeaaahhhhhh August 4, 2025
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