Pruning Grapes

The act of artistically styling one's own pubic hair to maximize testicular succulence.

Brad became a man the day he began pruning grapes.

by Oregon Hipster July 27, 2016

Grape fairy

A silly idiot or bad person

Lily and Hattie are grape fairys

by TW Flaccid December 29, 2017

Juicy Grape

The act of lubricating the testicles and then accidentally consuming them. Can be used as an expression if someone badly fucked something up or literally if you're like that.

Man, Donald really Juicy Grape'd that pass.

by Pugglefish March 07, 2014

Grape Smugglers

Extremely tight, and uncomfortable, underwear that closely hold your balls in place.

My new underwear are seriously tight on my balls. I think I bought some grape smugglers.

by Hdrihner11 October 01, 2015

bag of grapes

A play on the phrase “ya bag of.....”, meaning: Aren’t you special all popular for nothing for no reason at all. Just like grapes.

Sam: Oh shes famous for being on youtube

Mr. O: Isnt she a bag of grapes

by MrOSuperMan November 21, 2017

Grape vr

A grape playing vr (very good)

Oh it’s Grape vr
Yeah she’s very good

by Grape vr February 25, 2022

poppin grapes

Slang term for popping a girl on the head when she's giving a blow job

That bitch was deep into giving me head so I poppin grapes.

by Grape popper March 30, 2017