grandmachete

A name for a chair that has a 11.6 inch needle in the middle or a name for a flamethrower that shoots penguins.

Oh no! I sat down on a grandmachete!

by Good morning U.S.A! May 21, 2023

Alchie-grandma

An alcoholic grandmother or an older woman who drinks excessively.

Dang, my alchie-grandma drove her car into someone else's yard while on her way to the liquor store for more wine.

Dude, I love the alchie-grandma on 90210, she's such a biatch!

Kathy Griffin's mom is such an alchie-grandma, she always has a glass of wine with her.

by Himbo Licious October 21, 2008

Alternate Grandma

The grandmother that you and your cousins don't have in common.

"I've never met that person, she is Joe's Alternate Grandma; she and I are not related by blood."

by Goombaguy November 21, 2011

teenage grandma

It is a teen that's acts or has the life of a 'grandma' or old person. (Teenage grandpa or grandparent are expectable, depending on preferred pro-nouns.)

" Why am I tired all the time and hip problems?"

"Because you're a teenage grandma."

by Maltesershowell November 22, 2015

take grandma to applebee's

Rarely used slang term meaning "to have sex".

Amy and I are gonna go take grandma to Applebee's.

by CanisMinor October 3, 2017

drunken grandma

A type of pizza with a square crust, mozzarella cheese, and alla vodka sauce.

That drunken grandma pizza from Mary's is quite delicious!

by VinnyTestaverde December 6, 2017

polish grandma

When being served a home-made, Aromatic, Hunger inducing, Old World dish with no recipe, made from scratch by an old(insert

nationality) ______ 'grandma'.

I tried to make grandmas meatballs, but I can never make them quite the same way.

A: That was the best Lamb I've ever had.
B: It was made by my Old Polish Grandma. No one makes it like she can.

by DoubleAgentMlk December 10, 2017