goose butter

the sweat that accumulates on and around the cock. see also duck butter

my old lady ain't gonna like me tonite... on account of all the goose butter.

by mwolfe February 11, 2004

goose'n

1. The act of tricking someone, kidding around, or generally being silly.

2. Pulling someone's leg.

Guy 1: Man, I totally jumped off the roof of my house yesterday
Guy 2: Quit goose'n me man, you did not!

by CSP1213 May 27, 2011

goose gang

Goose Gang is when pedophiles lead little children into their residence to defile them hardcore.

Yo last night I had some candy so I had some kids over for a goose gang.

by RickyBobby69721 February 13, 2014

Goose is loose

When you say you have a girlfriend but every time you go home you ask for your dad to finish in your mouth

Dude I heard the goose is loose and hes been moaning his dads name at night

by heyitstimmy April 16, 2019

Goose laugh

Someone who has the most annoying laughter ever heard. Usually from a retarded idiot who has no brain or someone who tries to annoy people

Dude your laugh is annoying shut up. You sound like a goose.

Or

Hey do you hear him he's got the goose laugh

by Call-me-clyde July 7, 2016

goose amounts

to have little of something

OPPOSITE TO BEAR AMOUNTS

i've got bear amounts of change

"really? i have goose amounts"

by mark docherty December 9, 2008

Goose-nannery

Of, or relating to, actions which resemble those of the common Canadian Goose in terms of "silly" or "absurd" mannerisms or styles therein.

"I know man... last night we got involved in some serious goose-nannery."

"Quiet down, young man! Goose-nannery will not be permitted in my classroom."

by the Lawdogg September 25, 2009