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Golden Carousel

Man lays on his back and balances a fidget spinner (in motion) on the tip of his boner while his partner urinates all over his nethers (and the spinner).
Last Thursday, I went to a party at Tom's and got so drunk I jumped up on the pool table with Emma and my tie dye spinner... we totally nailed the golden carousel.

Had to buy Tom a new pool table, though...
by The Mumbling Manchildren October 12, 2017
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Golden Ladrador

A highly exciteable LAD
Whos that running around the pub outside.
Is Steve hes a Golden Ladrador
by mysterious fag October 2, 2016
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Golden Monsoon

A group of people urinating on one person.
Golden Showers don't do it for me anymore

How about a "Golden Monsoon" then?

........OK!

Great! I'll go get the guys
by Jutster June 8, 2011
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Golden Ginger

When you whip it out and provide a redheaded individual with a golden shower.

A Golden Ginger is not to be confused with the drink made by a large coffee chain.
Dude, you know Sarah, the redheaded chick? She is such a freak. Last night I drank too much water and went to piss before sex. Sarah said "no, piss on me." So I did, and I totally gave her a Golden Ginger!
by 404-77 May 16, 2020
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Golden Fart

When your friend pees in your butt, then you bend over and fart it out like a fountain in front of a fancy hotel!
I ordered this call girl, she said she was into butt stuff. She was thrilled during anal, then she had to fart and I had to pee at the same time! We had the perfect mix for a golden fart!
by HamsliceDaWordSmith January 24, 2021
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golden pregnancy

A pregnancy that occurs before the woman has ever menstruated
Girl 1: "How can Sarah be pregnant she's only 13 and she hasn't even started having periods yet? ".

Girl 2: "It's rare to become pregnant before you start your periods but it can happen sometimes. She must have been ovulating for the first time when she had sex. She's had a golden pregnancy"
by Felanna December 30, 2013
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Golden plank

A Golden plank occurs when someone is given the opportunity to perform a simple action. However, instead of completing said action they metaphorically shit the bed.
Did you see Leigh golden plank that shot on goal? What a fuckhead.
by Fairy 9 July 24, 2020
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