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God

a being for people who fail to realize existance or the scale of the universe to bash on.
"Since i'm the center of the universe why should i care about God whats he done for me lately, anyway i'm glad some guys invented twinkies to please me hehe it was about time i mean come on i am the center of the univerese here. God i love twinkies, oh i mean Me i love twinkies. hmmm..."
by pal June 9, 2003
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God

Supreme being believed for the creation of the universe. Men use this name to describe thier mastery of the opposite sex, gaming, and artistic skill.
Josh is a God. If your lucky enough to come across one shake his hand. This dude has skills.
by MeyebrotherfootprindedUmate December 12, 2009
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God

The spiritual being that created everything. To those who say there's no proof that he exists, think about it. Is there proof that he doesn't exist? Is it not possible that there is someone better than humanity?
Atheist: God doesn't exist, there's no proof.

Me: Can you give me proof that he doesn't exist?
by Terminus Redeemer December 20, 2008
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God

A being and entity, that contrary to popular belief, does in fact exist. Many people will say "A God could not let all this bad stuff happen (e.g., wars, famine, disease, disasters), so therefore, He must not exist." However, what they don't know is that God, like any other being, has likes and dislikes, and in fact, He dislikes some people.
I know for a fact he fuckin' loathes me.
by mikeejimbo August 26, 2005
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God

A Holy, devine and supreme Being capable of manufacturing miracles, making dreams come true, influencing millions of people through making them happy beyond belief.
mike ruddock, wales rugby coach, IS god. woooo in yer face you english pommes!! woo grand slam 2005!!
by Aled July 3, 2005
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God

Used in most cases to call upon the Father to see something that has you in complete and total amazement or disgust.
God!!! Did you see that?!?
God, I can`t believe I did that!!!
by David Bishop April 23, 2004
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God

God is the universe. It doesn't think or create life, it just exists and nothing more. So we can stop using the word God and just say universe. We are all in the same universe and we all just exist, but it is due to nothing comprehendable. Of course this disproves all religion, but science already disproves all classical religion anyway. What I believe in is that we exist in the universe and nothing more. Science is the only set of laws that should exist and should be followed.
We are all here in the universe. I wish it were more complicated, but it isn't. God is just a mistaken concept of the universe.
by _shadowfoot_ August 28, 2008
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