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Toe Goblin

1. Noun: The toe goblin is an elusive beast which lurks beneath couches, waiting for a pair of unsuspecting feet to approach.

2. Noun: One who has an unhealthy obsession with toes.
Hey, you know that guy Charlie? He's a total toe goblin.
Toe Goblin by NightmaresNightmares September 6, 2019

Orange Goblin 

One of many phrases to describe Donald Trump for his horrible spray tan.
Sweet Jesus!!! Trump's spray tan has him looking like an orange goblin. That or he was brought in on the U.S.S. Enterprise.

Riding Goblin 

The seat between riding shotgun and the driver. Mostly seen when a truckload of friends are packed inside a crew cab white RAM truck and the smallest guy has to sit someplace.
Damn it, why do I have to ride in the middle? Is it because I’m the smallest guy so I guess I’ll be riding goblin.
Riding Goblin by T_baggin_Ur_Mom October 4, 2019

Fud goblin

Small wretched creature which lurks within the depths of a stinky meat cave occasionally appearing at the surface to lick up crusty cum embedded in the pubic hair.
Rachel’s fanny is that horrific that it has attracted a fud goblin which has taken residence within.
Fud goblin by Raunchers November 3, 2019

sneeze goblin

when an extremely quiet person sneezes louder than you knew possible
they were soft spoken before turning into the sneeze goblin
sneeze goblin by pompu January 17, 2020

Friction goblin

A slang term used for somebody who just really likes rubbing things together
Stop rubbing my children together you friction goblin!