Piss Goblin

Piers Morgan

Piers Morgan is a piss goblin of the highest order.

by Celticon May 3, 2022

What's a Goblin to a Gargoyle?

A Gargoyle is pimp shit when it comes to everything. He/she doesn't take shit, especially from goons or goblins. Is known to bust heads with no remorse.

What's a Goblin to a Gargoyle?

Not shit bro, I'm pimp shit.

by IIqhwfc November 2, 2010

Ass goblin

An Ass Goblin is someone who likes to have anal sex obsessively. Commonly mistaken for Butt Pirate

You are such an Ass Goblin!

by Lovez51 October 21, 2004

crust goblin

what a bitch looks like after she got rambo'd or the jizz residue on a hooker's mouth.

"Man get this crust goblin outta my sight, its makin me sick!"

by SlappyMeats March 2, 2007

goblin

A creature that re-emerges after long periods of hiberation. Invites long ignored acquaintances for social engagements mainly on the golf course.
The reason for hiberation is uncertain. It is either due to being (happily) stuck under a large thumb for several years or due to having spent 18 months finishing a fucking road race of approximately 26 miles. Slow cunt. See 'RUFUS?'

Fuck me, look at that slow goblin cunt, he's 2 fucking miles behind the spastic with no fucking legs. 3 months from now when he reaches the finishing line, he'll be looking for a game of golf. The cunt.

by Andrew Mathieson Cheater May 15, 2005

cock goblin

1. A particularly nasty growth or infection situatied on penis or cock

see also Genital Gargoyle

2. A creature, male or female, which is constantly chasing and/or hording cock

see also homo, slut

1. Ugh, what an aweful cock goblin. Get it away from me.

2. That bitch is such a cock goblin. She'd fuck anything twice.

by Meat January 27, 2003

The Green Goblin

Recipe:

Step 1:
Ejaculate your steaming hot load into the female/male/animals anus.

Step 2:
Pour absinthe into the previously mentioned orifice.

Step 3:
Plug up the anus and grab the human/animal, shake well.
(optional, stir with dick).

Step 4:
Pour out drink when ready.

Step 5:
(optional)
Serve with chicken and rice.

SEB: "hey, who's your fav marvel villain?"

Beth: "The Green Goblin"

Seb: "Oh shit, I did that to you last night, remember? "

Beth: "What?!?!?"

Seb: "What.."

by Pen savaloy November 1, 2018