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Garbage Trade

A fair trade in fantasy football where the receiver of the offer is afraid of change and needs an excuse to get out of it.
Alex would have gotten Dak Prescott AND Alshon Jeffrey, but he turned it down and called it a garbage trade because he didn't know exactly how well they'd do for the rest of the season.
by JackLovesHappyHour September 26, 2018
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Garbage Merchant

Any retailer that sells junk, knowingly defective products, has shitty or non-existent technical support, and just sells completely and utterly useless crap. Garbage Merchant products should be bought and thrown directly in the trash. If you purchase from a Garbage Merchant, consider that you have just made a donation to them and got next to nothing in return.
Some examples of Garbage Merchant sales items include: 1) Anything at a dollar store, 2) knick-knack shops, 3) most independently owned, used car dealerships.
Two shoppers at a dollar store:

Shopper One: "This place has a lot of cheap crap."
Shopper Two: "Yeah, it's basically a Garbage Merchant."
by Jordicolas November 16, 2020
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man garbage

The garbage that is a man (if they are indeed garbage) and or a woman who is the garbage for a man (if she is indeed garbage). An irrelevant person who makes ignorant decisions or makes flat out stupid comments. An insult toward a person who is lower than garbage. Also see fuckboy.
Eddie was offended when Andrea banged her fist on the table jokingly. He said "what is wrong with you!?" In a serious tone.
"Shut up, Eddie! You're man garbage!" Andrea replied.

Eddie said "you called me garbage!"
Andrea respnded "no, I called you man garbage. It is lower than garbage."
by AmyTequilahouse March 3, 2017
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Garbage Expression

Garbage Expression is a satirical form of expression that was discovered by Jonny Marrero through psychedelic experiences. GE usually portrays more emphasis on completely ignorant, obnoxious and crude comments. Very similar to the online trolling(as it's particularly used online and through other forms of social media), Garbage Expression is expressing completely ignorant/vile thoughts or ideas through any form of expression whether that be in real life or online, using phrases and thoughts that make people cringe or feel uncomfortable. Garbage Expression seems to be a now very prominent form of humor, as we are starting to see it in the media. A perfect example of Garbage Expression would be the humor portrayed through The Eric Andre Show.
Jonny is so into anti-comedy so much that he now uses garbage expression as a form of personal entertainment.
by ALBUS DUMBLEDORS October 17, 2016
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Hot Cheese Garbage Bag

Wow you're looking very hot cheese garbage bag today, you must be named Willow!
by ILOVEBIGBOYS696969696969696969 October 30, 2019
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Garbage Picker

A person that waits for other players in a multiplayer competitive shooting game to wound other players, then swoops in to steal the kill. A facilitated kill due to taking advantage of other players.
"I almost got the last kill in COD but this garbage picker came in and took my kill!"
by AritheDarkOne August 26, 2013
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Garbage

probably the most cringiest, most garbage artist of all time.

What a discrase to Canada!
by NezB Lt May 21, 2019
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