Little monster in a womans clit that when he is irritated, screams, cackles, coughs, and sighs, causing a sometimes ENORMOUS expulsion of air called a queef. If he isn't washed regularly, you begin to smell his bad breath.
by CrazyBob62 July 23, 2006
Get the Queef Goblin mug.When a man opens up a freshly cracked and shaken glowstick, and pours all the liquid on his crotch. This will give the area a bright and slippery appearance. Immediately afterwards the man will then fuck somebody.
After last night rave I decided to show my kandi girl some loving with my slippery goblin.
You know with that new glowstick you got there you could give her a well desired slippery goblin.
You know with that new glowstick you got there you could give her a well desired slippery goblin.
by djxxnip April 25, 2010
Get the slippery goblin mug.legendary female from El Paso, TX, but now resides somewhere in the New Orleans area. Has a wrinkled stomach and uncontrollable cravings for dick like a leprechaun has for gold. She must have regularly administered doses of anticock craving serum to avoid exposing her true form. Also known as The Goblin.
by Smasherman August 16, 2008
Get the The Dick Goblin mug.A sub-type of Disaster Bisexual. A being of pure chaos. Has a propensity to collect things like dice. Ofttimes in emulation of cottage-core, obsesses over frogs, mushrooms, and other aesthetic facets.
by Crechum September 6, 2021
Get the Bisexual Disaster Goblin mug.The murderous process where someone stretches out another persons ear lobes to the point that they are able to choke the person with them, after this the person uses melon bolers to extract the eyeballs from the eye socket and places two dollops of C4 in their place (with two little electric detonators so it looks like the poor patron has eyes) after wards a tiny little goofy hat is placed on the victim's head. The C4 is then detonated leaving a depiction of something that looks exactly like Goofy from the Disney cartoons
Internet failsation Jessica Slaughter's father went on a Goofing rampage when he found out that her daughter was being cyber bullied, lets just say they Dun Goof'd
by emanyell June 14, 2011
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Tik tok?!
P2: Yes! Like this snow possum really tried to say the n word is just a word😭💀
by #CancelWhitePeople December 22, 2020
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