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SL Football

A small youtube account, that receives a lot of views. However doesn't receive many subscribers. The youtube account used a parkour account until the video Fifa 18 honest trailer went wild. SL means Squatting Latvian. The youtube is a Latvian Australian youtuber.
Dude: SL Football should do more videos such as vlogs
by 3pt Sharpshooter June 25, 2018
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Football Twitter

A bunch of lads spreading agendas and hate, common phrases are virgin, hth, and nabbed. Top guys like DaddySterling make the bird app worthwile
Aubazettes is a nonce who spends his life on football twitter (ft)
by DaddySterling May 13, 2020
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football-bat

A term used with the expression "as queer as" to refer to someone strange or homosexual in a derogatory manner.
You think he's gay?

He's as queer as a football-bat.
by manning18 July 12, 2007
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american football

rugby with pads and helmets or puff rugby as i like to call it
person1: i play american football
person2: u mean puff rugby
person1: u wot!!!
person2: its basicly rugby with pads and a helmet!!!!!!!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 19, 2009
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Canadian Football

The sexual term:
The act of receiving oral sex from your partner, then orgasming on their face, This simple action is followed by placing a large football helmet on the person, backwards. And proceeding to throw them down the stairs.
Man: "dude last night my girl gave me really crappy head, so we played a little Canadian football after she finished."
by Andy SW June 15, 2008
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football player

"damn! is he a football player?"
"obviously, i mean look how hot he is!"
by fullsendworss January 2, 2019
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american football

One of the stupidest sports to play for a school.Everyone thinks by playing football their tough, but their aren't, just stupid.Football takes all the money out of the schools athletic funding, and for what? to see a bunch of sweaty men grab each others nuts, grab a stupid ball, which isnt even shaped like a ball. It takes no brains to play football, actually, it destroys brain cells by the constant head trauma. Oh and no one comes to the games to see the game, they come to the games just like in nascar, to see if some one gets wrecked, or gets killed. Oh and you say all other sports are for pussie, well fuck you ass monkeys, yeah look up the term ass monkeys
American Football scenerio

Bill: Why do we have no tennis balls for the tennis team, soccerballs for the soccer team, or any baseballs for the baseball team.

Rob:Oh well you see, we needed heated cup holders for our charter bus, that way we are ready to go play a game that could possible kill us, and that wont even get us a scholarship
by screwfootball April 14, 2011
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