Football Twitter

A bunch of lads spreading agendas and hate, common phrases are virgin, hth, and nabbed. Top guys like DaddySterling make the bird app worthwile

Aubazettes is a nonce who spends his life on football twitter (ft)

by DaddySterling May 13, 2020

SL Football

A small youtube account, that receives a lot of views. However doesn't receive many subscribers. The youtube account used a parkour account until the video Fifa 18 honest trailer went wild. SL means Squatting Latvian. The youtube is a Latvian Australian youtuber.

Dude: SL Football should do more videos such as vlogs

by 3pt Sharpshooter June 25, 2018

football-bat

A term used with the expression "as queer as" to refer to someone strange or homosexual in a derogatory manner.

You think he's gay?

He's as queer as a football-bat.

by manning18 July 12, 2007

american football

rugby with pads and helmets or puff rugby as i like to call it

person1: i play american football
person2: u mean puff rugby
person1: u wot!!!
person2: its basicly rugby with pads and a helmet!!!!!!!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 19, 2009

Canadian Football

The sexual term:
The act of receiving oral sex from your partner, then orgasming on their face, This simple action is followed by placing a large football helmet on the person, backwards. And proceeding to throw them down the stairs.

Man: "dude last night my girl gave me really crappy head, so we played a little Canadian football after she finished."

by Andy SW June 15, 2008

football player

obviously the hottest type of athlete

"damn! is he a football player?"
"obviously, i mean look how hot he is!"

by fullsendworss January 2, 2019

American Football

American Football is the act of trying to touch other men while running around in tights. For some reason it is called football (it is not played with the foot), but thats just because we're stupid americans. Football requires no stamina because individual plays last up to a grueling 15 seconds. Football players are people who just want to try to be bi-curious by taking showers with each other, and slapping each others asses. Most americans are obsessed with this sport, and on game days, resort to drunken blabbering and screaming random things. All around, the only good part of football is the super bowl half time show.

Alex: American Football!!

Joey: Get Some!!!

by CoolRunningsManBobSled November 17, 2010