floot

floot v.: to fart or "toot" that has a smell that carries or "floats" throughout a room

Dogs and seniors do a lot of flooting.

by hyperactive bunny December 9, 2008

Floptimistic

When despite hoping for the best, a man fails to get an erection due to high quantities of illegal substance

Post rave: 'Well it was always a bit floptimistic to think I'd be able to shag her...'

by Daarti February 8, 2015

floft

Word to describe something that is both Soft and Fluffy.

'Oh my god Ben's hair is sooooo floft'

by Kemperboyd January 4, 2008

Fliptastic

Unbelievably stellar with no comparison around which to place a real word to.

The fliptastic mind games you use on me in chess are ruining my concentration, QUIT IT!

you are being %%$#%#@ing fliptastic right now.

by Andexxx April 12, 2009

floater boat

When you put your face between a girls breasts and just lay there instead a motorboat in which you make a motor sound and shake your head. When you lay, there is no time maximum or minimum so you can do it for as long as you want.

Yo, my girl and I floater boated last night

Dude, I really want a floater boat

I saw this girl and she had the nicest tits I could have floater boated her right in public

by YOLO man March 16, 2014

Flop

A person who makes things up

Ella is a flop because she said she has done amazing stuff

by Dyf February 3, 2017

flopability

The ability to flop or the act of being floppy. damn son.

Nikhil: what is the flopability of the twin towers?
Bush: Lets find out.

by buchdid9/11 March 8, 2017