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A castle on spinning duck feet

The general embodiment of far-fetched and unreasonable dreams or ambitions.
If you're hoping to get a monster truck from me for your birthday, then you might as well expect to receive it with a castle on spinning duck feet.
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5 Feet away 

When a boy (andrew) get a little extra happy around a girl he is in love with, mostly from staring at her chest.
but what ever this girl doesnt really care, unless she notices allll, and he isnt paying attention to what she is saying
See: Whuuuut?
Andrew: I Love you Natalie
Natalie: Mento 5 feet away
Mento: K

[fifty feet] 

the amount of distance required to be safe from a hand gun
[fifty feet] by elchiefas February 24, 2009

monkey spoon feet

The inability to provide a statement or answer to a question that actually makes logical sense. Often better to think before speaking. Statement such as "Be careful of meetings because sometimes meetings are only as useful as the meeting itself".
When someone says something that adds zero value or only makes sense in their mind, simply respond with monkey spoon feet.
monkey spoon feet by Munnling November 27, 2006

3 Feet of Heat 

Someone with a major short person inferiority complex. Think Napoleon. This is usually someone who works in a chop shop, online porn or a stock pump it and dump it establishment. This person usually yells and runs around and might be known to jump on top of desks and scream about nothing to speak of. They might be rude to clients that pay them. This person likely does not have an email address nor knows how to search the web. Their cell phone is the size of a backpack or a phone booth. These are the Bud Light Bar Fleas, screwed because they have nothing much upstairs and not much to stand on besides a pair of Kenneth Cole shoes with lifts and Rogaine in the brain. Their devious nature gets them somewhere, but it's usually pretty shady and rat infested.
I just got my ass chewed by my 3 Feet of Heat boss. He has no idea that I am getting promoted over him and that he will be stuck in middle management for the rest of his life, or until he gets fired next week for using the company card at the strip joint during lunch. Hey, there are bigger chop shop and call centers right around the bend.
3 Feet of Heat by Prozic December 13, 2005

britney spears feet 

Her feet are one of her best assets. We all love looking at her beautiful feet any chance we get, especially the bottoms of them. I would gladly lick her feet if I had the opportunity. I would even lick her feet clean that time when she can out of the public bathroom bare foot.
britney spears feet by Tony40 October 9, 2006