faux tie

A clip-on, fake bow tie that generally looks way too perfect to have been tied by someone's hands. Typically worn by phonies, ass holes, GDIs, and fashionably illiterate individuals.
Munam would have looked nice at our pre-prom party if his faux tie hadn't made him look so corny.
by the_dan April 23, 2014
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Faux Rail

An alternative way to consume/use the street drug methamphetamines. Much like when a user would use a glass tube heated on one end and inhale a broken down line of power (much like cocaine) through the opposite end. A user of a faux rail connects a piece of flexible semi rigid plastic tubing to the end of a glass pipe (bubble, oil burner, ect) and heats the bottom of the bubble inhaling through the tubing with the nose and exhaling through the mouth in rapid succession. The effect of which causes the user to feel an instant head rush. Many users have said they have been able to stop their addiction to taking the drug through IVs utilizing the faux rail method.
Hey why does he have that tubing with him? Bro, just watch, Hes gonna do a faux rail with it.
by Tophbutt September 07, 2020
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Faux Douchey

used to describe attributes which initially seem douchey, but upon further reflection, are realized to be inconsistent with being a "douchebag."
Faux douchebag: "I don't drink beer I only drink hard alcohol."
Observer 1: "What a douchey comment."
Observer 2: "That's not even douchey; it's worse. Douchebags obviously drink beer. That's faux douchey."
by CoffeeDrinker August 17, 2010
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faux-mo

faux-mo pronounced fomo meaning false or fake (faux) motivation (mo) achieved through some type chemical stimulant to cause activity that is not achieved through natural desire. An induced active state using a fake substance such as drugs or stimulants caffeine sugar pep pills amphetamine cocaine energy drinks Ritalin Some hallucinogenics can bring on a motivated mind set depending on the persons brain chemistry. (not to be confused with the dyslexic word fomo aka fucker mother)
Hey man you know where I can find any faux-mo, I cant shake of these holiday blues.
by writenaked September 08, 2016
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faux pas

an expression of apology following a gaffe or embarrassing statement.
"Faux pas. It was not my intention to step on your feet in this crowd."
by babalang January 31, 2024
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Faux Po

A car that, from a distance, looks like a police car due to the type of car, or from being an old cop car that never had the spotlight removed, but is not.
"Oh shit! That pig is definitely gonna get me for going 20 over... oh wait, that's just a Faux Po."
by Cherry Cola September 15, 2016
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friend or faux?

Uncertainty about the genuineness of someone's affections.
She is always inviting me to lunch, texting, bringing small gifts, but there is something in her eyes which makes me wonder - is she friend or faux?
by Monkey's Dad October 06, 2020
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