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faux tie

A clip-on, fake bow tie that generally looks way too perfect to have been tied by someone's hands. Typically worn by phonies, ass holes, GDIs, and fashionably illiterate individuals.
Munam would have looked nice at our pre-prom party if his faux tie hadn't made him look so corny.
by the_dan April 23, 2014
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faux-urbanizer

Someone who submits fake phrases or words to urban dictionary in order to win arguments.
Bruce tried to prove that kick the cat was a real phrase by sending us a link to Urban Dictionary...but we ALL know he submitted that entry himself. He is such a faux-urbanizer!
by Mama Wheelie January 14, 2016
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Faux Rail

An alternative way to consume/use the street drug methamphetamines. Much like when a user would use a glass tube heated on one end and inhale a broken down line of power (much like cocaine) through the opposite end. A user of a faux rail connects a piece of flexible semi rigid plastic tubing to the end of a glass pipe (bubble, oil burner, ect) and heats the bottom of the bubble inhaling through the tubing with the nose and exhaling through the mouth in rapid succession. The effect of which causes the user to feel an instant head rush. Many users have said they have been able to stop their addiction to taking the drug through IVs utilizing the faux rail method.
Hey why does he have that tubing with him? Bro, just watch, Hes gonna do a faux rail with it.
by Tophbutt September 7, 2020
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Faux Pauz

Faux (French term for fake) + Faux Pas (A violation of accepted social norms) + Pause = Faux Pauz

Fake Pause? Open to your interpretation, naturally.

Among others, some interpretations of Faux Pauz include:
1. A fake pause, meaning your life still goes on while you hang around/pause.
2. Work is never-ending, thus a faux pauz (or a fake pause) in life would assist one in unwinding and savouring the little things.
3. Faux Pauz militates against the convention that life is a rat race. Life is more than that.
Live on the edge, militate against norms, live your life faux pauz style.
by skii c. April 23, 2011
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faux-cliche

A saying that appears to be a cliche but has probably never been said before or has no actual right being a cliche
Transcendence: How was selling tacos at Paco's Taco Stand?
Parkman47: I made as much that was as a dead man makes selling dirt
Transcendence: You know, hombre, that's a fucked up cliche
Parkman47: Yea, I just made it up, it's a total faux-cliche
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Faux-Co

FAUX-CO (Pronounced fo co, so that it rhymes.) is a slang term for faux couture, in other words, it is used in the sense of saying something like, "Fake Designer (Something)".
Savannah: Don't act like you don't wear faux-co Laura!

Laura: Um, so?
by CoconutMuffin June 22, 2011
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faux stang

A Ford Mustang that does NOT have a V8 engine. having only a 6cyl, or worse an old school one with only a 4cyl.
Dude1: check out Tony's new 'stang!
Dude2: Dude, that's not a real stang! it's only a faux stang! Tony didn't break the bank and get at GT!!
by metro350 January 20, 2010
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