faux hetero

When a man or a woman who has claimed to be a homosexual decides to have a sex change operation and in turn becoming a heterosexual.

Cher's daughter, Chasity, an open homosexual woman has decided to have a sex change operation in turn making her a heterosexual male. She/He has become a faux hetero.

by JV84 June 13, 2009

Faux-CD

Someone who fakes having OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder). Some of these parasites say the the D doesn’t mean disorder. These people are turds. They think ocd means being a perfectionist. We gotta weeed em out.

Person 1: don’t move the chair. It’s sets off my OCD.
Person 2: don’t you mean faux-CD, cunt

by Lydtehsquid December 21, 2018

Faux Shui

Fake or alternative version of Feng Shui. May be spread like a meme (such as Feng Shui itself), or may be perpetrated (as a crime) upon fad-following wannabes who have more enthusiasm than intelligence.

Also, the concept of interior design moreover.

An American investigative television program exposed several so-called Feng Shui experts using hidden cameras which revealed that these lack-luster furniture arrangers were nothing more than Faux Shui con artists who could do nothing to improve the appearance or function of the space.

by FuzzyBS July 6, 2011

Faux Manchu

When you’re getting older in age and your full facial hair resembles a fu Manchu because the only non gray whiskers form the shape of the famed mustache.

Hey babe, the only dark hairs on my fave look like a fu Manchu.... A faux Manchu!!!

by word smith January 27, 2021

faux mouplée

French for fake muppet fur or pelt.

"Did you happen to notice that woman's shawl? What do you suppose it's made from?"

"Oh that's faux mouplée, but no worries... No harm was actually done to Muppets in its making."

by YumiSpewns December 19, 2014

faux camel toe

the appearance of female crotch wedgie that is creates by pants that bag out in the crotch, not a snuggle up.

why can't I fit my pants right, I can't stand faux camel toe.

by maidlisamarian December 12, 2014

Faux

Code word used for a drug. Means fake but actually real, totally throwing anyone else listening or reading off the trail. Fun because you can just be anywhere openly talking about it or even yell out to a friend to bring you some “FAUX!”

Did you know? Mary Beth’s nickname is faux.

Faux faux faux, merry christmas!

by FreakyFelonFriday February 6, 2021