getting a package in the mail, (when its' definitely NOT christmas!) whether you have forgotten you ordered it or not!, kind of like sending oneself flowers!
my new auto-suck came today, and it was GLORIOUS!, feels like faux christmas
got several packages today (in june) feels like faux christmas!
got several packages today (in june) feels like faux christmas!
by michael foolsley December 8, 2016

In video, a lower 3rd of your audio chain, created by any other than Chris Fenwick of Office Hours. The audio chain is from microphone to computer for the daily Zoom call.
by JCR-AH October 18, 2021

A saying that appears to be a cliche but has probably never been said before or has no actual right being a cliche
Transcendence: How was selling tacos at Paco's Taco Stand?
Parkman47: I made as much that was as a dead man makes selling dirt
Transcendence: You know, hombre, that's a fucked up cliche
Parkman47: Yea, I just made it up, it's a total faux-cliche
Parkman47: I made as much that was as a dead man makes selling dirt
Transcendence: You know, hombre, that's a fucked up cliche
Parkman47: Yea, I just made it up, it's a total faux-cliche
by Matt D. Parker (parkman47) July 2, 2009

Feeling Faux (Fake) Nostalgia for something like an old tv show that you feel Nostalgia for even though you have never watched it before.
Dude I feel Faux Nostalgia for the show "Backyardigans" even though I've never seen it before! (True story)
by ManBehind August 31, 2023

An alternative way to consume/use the street drug methamphetamines. Much like when a user would use a glass tube heated on one end and inhale a broken down line of power (much like cocaine) through the opposite end. A user of a faux rail connects a piece of flexible semi rigid plastic tubing to the end of a glass pipe (bubble, oil burner, ect) and heats the bottom of the bubble inhaling through the tubing with the nose and exhaling through the mouth in rapid succession. The effect of which causes the user to feel an instant head rush. Many users have said they have been able to stop their addiction to taking the drug through IVs utilizing the faux rail method.
by Tophbutt September 7, 2020

Bruce tried to prove that kick the cat was a real phrase by sending us a link to Urban Dictionary...but we ALL know he submitted that entry himself. He is such a faux-urbanizer!
by Mama Wheelie January 14, 2016

A clip-on, fake bow tie that generally looks way too perfect to have been tied by someone's hands. Typically worn by phonies, ass holes, GDIs, and fashionably illiterate individuals.
by the_dan April 23, 2014
