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Final Fantasy XIII

When you vomit, poop and piss at the same time.
Damn, I'm so sick I Final Fantasy XIII'd all over my room! Now I'll have to clean it somehow...
by Will-22 December 13, 2016
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Fantasy

The name fantasy is a rare unique name given to people who are smart, rich and sexy and have a large wood...
Fantasy is sexy
by EmilyCupcake1334 January 15, 2022
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Fantasy Docking

The filthy act of one man day dreaming about banging a super hot woman and then realizing that he is in fact fucking another mans penis.
Reamer tried to imagine that he was getting it on with Lindsey L. (pre-coked out crackwhore status) and was rubbing her breasts when all of a sudden he realized she had really hairy tits and her cooter felt funny too, then he realized he was just fantasy docking again and had is cock shoved in the cap of his hairy buddy Rosco's schlong... He came anyway
by ScoobaSteveTX November 3, 2010
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Final Fantasy 13

Aka the worst Final Fantasy game ever made. Featuring a weak, incomprehensible plot, hammy voice acting, cliche anime tropes and repetitive gameplay. Also paved the way for 2 completely worthless sequels of diminishing returns. The games were so terrible, it almost rendered the Final Fantasy series obsolete. Thankfully, 14 and 15 got things back on track although not immediately.
The discs of Final Fantasy 13 would make better coasters.
by Snideguy3093 March 2, 2022
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6 Finger Fantasy

When you use 5 fingers and the 6th finger is inserted into the urethra at the moment of climax and jizz it sprays out like a Champaign bottle at a celebration
Bro, Makenzie gave me a 6 Finger Fantasy last night and I’m still cleaning cum off the walls.
by Knoki April 28, 2022
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Fantasy Football Snake

Fantasy football snakes are the lowest of the low. They are the guys who take advantage of drunken transactions and trick first-year players into making questionable trades, all for the betterment of their team.

Snake traders usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.
Victim: "Hey man! What do you think about this trade Yusef convinced me on? I'll give him Darren Waller for one of his defenses and the starting kicker for the Bengals! Pretty good trade right?!"

Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade. Do NOT take that trade. Geez... Yusef is such a fantasy football snake. I bet he's lurking the waiver wire too for drunken mistakes. Unreal!!"
by Hectorino November 26, 2021
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Colt 45 Fantasy

When you have intercourse with a girl in every state and country named in the song colt 45.
"hey Eddie, how's your Colt 45 fantasy going?" "Pretty good man, I'm trying to give a girl my my herbs n spices"
by Phillyeeyore June 1, 2025
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