excuserise

to think of an excuse and the answer to any question which may arise from that excuse.
basically, making sure you're excuse is a full and matching outfit. not an evening dress with a backpack you grabbed at the last minute.

'so you ready for college today?'
'yeah...i've just got to excuserise before Psych hand in'

by deathdrop April 20, 2007

excusex

To have an excuse to sex.

Emily gave me a reason to excusex.

by Juicy James April 23, 2008

Existentially

A word used typically by vegans who think they are better than you to explain why they don't eat meat and why it's ok.

Existentially, I don't eat meat because animals have a lot of feelings, and I feel their voices should be heard.

by Prof. Linguist April 5, 2010

excusitionary

the unwritten ever adaptable book of excuses used to avoid a event, person or abduction!

why were you late :"excusitionary" i flipped my car over in a ditch a a dear took my lunch money!!

where are you going :"excusitionary" to the zoo!

by ...<^> March 15, 2011

Excuseplaination

An explanation which is simultaneously being used as an alibi, which although it is valid was not necessary to say as an explanation for any reason other than as an excuse.

"That's a crappy excuseplaination bro."

by BradicalMcLoone July 24, 2011

Excuse Cloud

To give a reason against something which isn't the actual reason one is against it.

An example of excuse clouding is easily seen in terms of a fictitious conversation:

Jack: "Want to go to the movies?"

Jill: "I don't have any money." (When in reality she just doesn't want to go see that movie).

Jack: "I'll pay for you."

Jill: Some other argument other than just saying she doesn't want to see that movie.

by creideiki333 November 12, 2011

Exitstential

One is considered exitstential when at some point in time they discover there is no formally declarative time as it's been displaced. Out of time is a similar reference to being exitstential with a minor difference, that being the realization that something has gone shitbag wrong. Usually, those with a slippery grip on "reality" suffer from exitstential struggles. Symptom's include constant thoughts of death, dieing and pain (see Thanos). Basically, it's due to severe life or N.D.E.'s. ">

The sweaty middle aged man from the Alleghenies discovered he had a severe exitstential problem when the sun he once new was invisible in a dream he had the night before.

by herb pluribus unam May 22, 2016