Eve

Eve is a girl with a fat dumpy and has the most pretty eyes you’ve ever seen this combination is rare to find in a girl so make sure to keep her! She makes a great girlfriend and is an amazing cook although she does not cook often. If you have an eve keep her

Guy 1: damn did you see that girl eve

Guy 2: yeah man she’s wifey material

by Big booty L February 1, 2023

glory-eve

A beautiful girl inside and out who is funny and fun to be around always supportive and is my bestfriend I love you Pumba

~simba 😘

"glory-eve" -lovable

by Hakuna matata November 30, 2013

Eve

Eve is a asshole, she always goes out with different boys and says she fucks them but doesn’t actually. She has few friends and also treats them like shit then ends up with no friends, forgot to say fuck she is an annoying twat.

Person1: Wow that girl is really pretty!!

Person2: ........ That’s an Eve mate

Person1: Oh fuck your right I’m alright

Person2: Good one pal

by DaveDaBattyBoi May 26, 2020

Adam and Eve

The parents of humanity.

Friendly reminder that the only reason sin exists was because Adam and Eve ate that forbidden fruit. :)

by YTR76 December 13, 2022

Eve Sophia

You will never meet someone just as perfect as Eve.
She is the definition of perfect.
She has the cutest smile and gorgeous freckles.
She has the figure of a super model and eyes of a goddess.
Her personality is like no other, she could never fail to make anyone laugh even without trying.
You can’t just call a Eve “fit” or “hot”.
She is a lot more than that.
If you have ever dated a Eve, consider yourself one very lucky man.

If you have a Eve Sophia you are very lucky.
Plus she’s hilarious defined

by hopelover22 November 24, 2021

Eve

Eve is one of the kindest people you will ever meet. she is funny, creative and has one of the sweetest personalities you will ever know. if you meet an eve make sure you keep her because if you dont it will be the biggest mistake of your life. She is always there for you and will love you like a sister, she has a stunning hair cut and its normally blonde, she gets stuck in phases for a loooooonnngggg time but she will always be the for you. i for sure got lucky. love you qween <3

person 1: have you heard about her, she is so lovely
person 2: ofc i have heard of her!! thats Eve!

by Mint_Golem November 26, 2021

The Fucking Ev

Have period sex , cum in her ass , chant ev while u cum then both don’t clean up, go for a 100km run then come back And fuck her in her filthy cum ass and then cum in a jar and use the blood cum poo cocktail for Seasoning for the wagu beef for dinner and make sure to grunt Ev the entire time.

The fucking Ev

by JoshMaccas October 21, 2020