Emeriah

a man who eats a monkey's dick and then poops it out on a whale

He went all Emeriah last night

by pussjuice' October 4, 2016

emeril tea set

The act similar to an emeril. To masturbate into one's had and apply one's man juice on a victim's face/lips while proceeding to tea bag this individual. In classical literature the perpetrator would then proceed to take a picture use it to convince the victim’s acquaintances that you found this picture in his room on his desk next to his lube/tissues.

Dude, do I need to give you the emeril tea set?

by Pucci February 28, 2003

emeraldwpn

The almighty immortal being that walks the land as an ordinary human seeking quests and adventure...

I am emeraldwpn no one stands a chance agaisnt me

by Entity December 30, 2004

emercyn

emercyn is a very very very scandalous and nymphomaniac. (google that word before you make assumptions) Emercyn has been through pain and heart break numerous of times because she never can keep ahold of someone sorta like taylor swift. Although emercyn is very beautiful she never finished her education and doesn't have much going for her. most Emercyns are handed everything in life

emercyn is cool!

by dogcatdog May 21, 2017

Climate Emergency

Barbra, Leonardo, Jane, Arnold, Greta, Bono, Amal and Al are in an elevator but someone trumped.

The first climate emergency was called and everyone flew home in their private jets except Greta who was left in the shit.

Meanwhile at Dr Evil’s ad agency.

“I think they’re on to us but we must stay one step ahead. First there was the “ice age”, then “global warming”, “climate change”, “no Planet B” and now “climate emergency”. I think maybe it’s time for “scorched earth” that will tax them.”

“Who is behind this “climate emergency” campaign?”
“Rich old farts.”

by Option 22 February 5, 2020

emeril

The act of urainating on your girlfriend/spouse to pleasure yourself.

My baby said she would have me arressted for harrassment so i emeriled on her.

by Peeboy June 27, 2003

emergency contraceptive

A pill for when you mess up & have sex without a condom and the guy cums in your pussy. It's really an early abortion. It kills any sperm & therefore aborts an chances of becoming pregnant.

Dang, Lisa, I was so drunk and meesed up last night I had sex with Mitch. I need to go get an emergency contraceptive from the clinic.

by Alexa9321 June 5, 2008