Canine Affective Disorder

The condition of allowing a dog to control your emotions.

Why is he always either lovingly kissing his dog or angrily screaming at it , he has Canine affective disorder.

by lazylinguist August 9, 2012

Post Traumatic Sale Disorder

When you buy something expensive, only to find the price was greatly reduced soon after you bought it.

John: "How come mike hasn't come out recently? Last time I saw him he was crying, and contemplating self harm."

Dan : "Dawg he has PTSD. He bought the latest series of Dragon Ball Z last month, but the price got halved the day after he opened it."

John: "Oh I see. Post traumatic Sale disorder. That sucks man, he's probably too sour now too lend me it."

by OfficerDeepEyes October 24, 2012

Post Traumatic Threesome Disorder

An affliction of the mind suffered by those who choose to take part in a threesome which fails for a variety of reasons, but most frequently due to the impotence of one of the involved parties who may or may not have caved under the pressure.

Fuck, I thought afternoon delighting it with Mack and Cliff was gonna be awesome, but now I have a wicked bad case of Post Traumatic Threesome Disorder.

by AwesomeSauce419 May 5, 2014

Pre-cinematic stress disorder

Knowing you'll end your favorite tv show soon.

I am totally experiencing pre-cinematic stress disorder. I'm only 5 episodes away from ending Breaking Bad!

by Mendeldependeliscool June 7, 2014

OGD- Obsessive Gossiping Disorder

Not to be confused with the mental disorder, OCD, OGD is a lot less serious and more common among youth. Those suffering from OGD-- obsessive gossiping disorder-- can't help but gossip. They are the one's constantly subtweeting on twitter about their best friend's ex-boyfriend's cousin's drug dealer, and the like.

Maya: I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to tell you about that. Oh wait, maybe I did.
Brody: It's okay; it's not your fault you suffer from OGD- Obsessive Gossiping Disorder.

by kmac2017 April 1, 2015

Obsessive Taping Disorder

Using way more packing tape than necessary when mailing back a return purchase. You know it's overkill but you just can't help yourself.

I can't seem to stop my Obsessive Taping Disorder. I need to talk to someone about it.

by Ae5Ea8 June 2, 2015

Narcissistic Dick Disorder

When you have a dick so far up your ass that it hits your brain and causes an arrogant mindset in which you can never be wrong. Commonly seen in people who have failed in some area repeatedly, such as school, dating, etc...

Joe: "Wow, Tim has been really cocky and arrogant lately. What's his deal?"

Blake: "I think he has Narcissistic Dick Disorder."

by MLGPingu September 1, 2015