Derek

A short, big dude that doesn't know when to shut up. He can make funny jokes at the wrong time and offend someone when he is just kidding. He likes being told the truth even if it hurts him but doesn't like to hurt girls feelings. At times he can be super sweet mostly to his friends. He typically has many friends yet only two or three he actually trusts. He is very passionate about music yet he tends to use the instrument for other purposes including annoying people

Everyone laughed at Derek's random joke in band

by Lady_Uchiha June 4, 2017

Dense

Someone who understands subtleties but misses the big picture in a way that's convenient to them or out of self interest but they don't necessarily realize that they're doing it because they're so stuck in their own world and so used to how things are. Someone that only looks at things from their own perspective but never even considers anyone else's perspective and doesn't realize or appreciate how one sided they are.

For example if you complain that your friend is making you sleep in the living room but you miss the fact that he is letting you stay rent free because he wants to help you out and he doesn't owe you anything but you owe him a lot then your are dense.

Or if my boss yells at me for little things that aren't really my fault but he completely misses the fact that he owes me a ton of money because he can't afford to pay me right now and that he's only paying me minimum wage and he doesn't even pay overtime or doubletime rates if I work overtime or doubletime and he doesn't pay sick pay and he doesn't comply with any of the labor laws whatsoever and when I quit he acts surprised and complains about how everyone quits on him when things are tough and how everyone is such a quitter but doesn't acknowledge or appreciate anyone's effort while they are working for him it's because he's dense (true story).

by Articulate Sarcasm November 30, 2018

Derek Lucio

Kimberly's soul mate. her boyfriend/husband. Derek usually/always gets in trouble and he always wears a hat to hide his messy hair from Kimberly. Derek acts like the class clown, always trying to make somebody (especially Kimberly) laugh. He always teases Audrie-Marie and Liam about their... private life (?). Derek is the other half of Kimberly's heart and the other part of Kimberdek, even though he doesn't support it. When Derek finds a word or phrase worth remembering it sticks with him. (for example- Pushing P, Seikan, etc.) He is racist but Kimberly still loves him.

Derek Lucio and Kimberly Acosta sitting in a tree... K-I-S-S-I-N-G... First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a baby in a baby carriage!!

by eirdua-eiram sllim :DDD March 7, 2022

yeeder like derek jeter

a term created by angie; to be said in place of hell yeah or hell yes; yee+ der (like derek jeter)

Yeeder like derek jeter!

by ang.ietp August 5, 2010

Derek

A cocky little dick stain (look it up) that thinks he's so cool

That Derek is such an asshole

by Dstain September 7, 2015

Derek Chauvin

The real world version of Joaquin Phoenix’s Joker

If it weren’t for Derek Chauvin people wouldn’t be rioting

by SaggyNagy December 18, 2020

Derek Jeter

A baseball player who plays for the New York Yankees. Many people believe he is a team player, but all he really cares about is making money for himself. He dives into the stands after he already makes catches to put on the illusion that he "had to" sacrifice his body for the people. Highly overrated. Symbol of all that is wrong with professional sports

Many people believe Derek Jeter is a team player, but all he really cares about is making money for himself. He dives into the stands after he already makes catches to put on the illusion that he "had to" sacrifice his body for the people. Highly overrated. Symbol of all that is wrong with professional sports.

by Scuba Steve Is Sandler December 12, 2009