Blanket Derping

To derp indiscriminately. To derp without control.

Have you seen my derp face? I was blanket derping in English class.

by FedoraWithFeathers May 27, 2012

the derricks

To send someone off

I came over her house and she wanted to just chill man

Man thats you got the derricks

by Dee girl January 26, 2014

login derping

Forgetting to switch to another username and instead logging into the wrong account multiple times

I meant to log into my smurf instead of my main but I kept login derping.

by Nahuta April 4, 2015

horny derrick

A guy that gets a boner in every class period and looks at every girls but even the ones that are ugly

Omg did you see that horny derrick he has a boner all the damn time. Oh god there he goes lookin at their butts

by T-m gold October 9, 2016

brennon derrick

A well intentioned person, who overall just sucks at existing. Often tries his hardest but gets overlooked. Short and usually about 6/10 on the attractiveness scale. Makes good spaghetti though.

Wow, that Brennon Derrick sure is a nice guy. I should definitely drop him and date a douche bag.

by brenny_wenny24 August 15, 2017

Herpinus Derpino

"Herpinus Derpino" is a powerful spell that causes its victim to become dull and silly, like a derp.

"Herpinus Derpino!" Exclaimed the wizard as purple lighting burst out of his magic staff.

by TonyBony May 16, 2019

The Derpcheese

A Dutch sexual act.

This act requires a male dog. While doing a girl from behind show your dog some dog porn to get his little wiener erect. To make his wiener warm and juicy, pour some Dutch molten cheese over his cock. Now it is time for the great trick. So while you are still smashing this girl, smoothly replace your cock with your dog's wet, cheesy cock. While your dog is fucking your girl, silently walk into your girl's view. She will be very surprised and looks behind her and sees the dog. Then you scream: DERPCHEESE! And you run out of the room.

Friend: Yo did you slam that girl yesterday night.

Me: Yeah bro but I was not digging the sex so I performed the Derpcheese on here.
Friend: No shit?

by Fireman Forehead October 17, 2019