when someone has made a facebook or myspace twitter or skype for no reason. this profile is easily identified by the few friends no pictures and not too much information. on facebook it will tell you that the profile is incomplete. can also be identified by no recent posts if any or long period of inactivity.
person 1: wow mark has 1 picture no info and 3 friend besides me and he does not even have a post!!!
Person 2: ya hes been offline for 29 days too and has 3 profile views
person 1: typical dead profile.
Person 2: ya hes been offline for 29 days too and has 3 profile views
person 1: typical dead profile.
by Daaaaaaaadddddddd February 1, 2010
Get the Dead Profilemug. by TheOmidM April 1, 2016
Get the dead issuemug. A pixel on an LCD screen that stays a single bright colour irrespective of the surrounding background. Can be at least partly toned out by stroking the relevant area of the screen.
by Fearman November 25, 2007
by Iateyou March 26, 2013
Get the Dead kilpmug. Person A: "Clifford, he dead on jones."
Person B: "What?"
Person A: "He died of a drug overdose."
Person B: "Nooo!!!!!"
Person B: "What?"
Person A: "He died of a drug overdose."
Person B: "Nooo!!!!!"
by LordBoy April 2, 2013
Get the Dead On Jonesmug. "My man's bone be dead an I got to get me some."
"Dr. Kaz be givin' my honey some C-Alice cuz his bone be dead."
"Oh honey..my coochie be cryin' cuz my man's bone be dead."
"Dr. Kaz be givin' my honey some C-Alice cuz his bone be dead."
"Oh honey..my coochie be cryin' cuz my man's bone be dead."
by blossombaby August 9, 2012
Get the bone be deadmug. The gas caused by a dead deer who has been decomposing for 10 plus hours, which hisses gas out of its asshole as you drag it along the sidewalk
by Mildy Flaccid October 28, 2018
Get the Dead Fartmug.