When you, as a man and male of the merely, only, and fully human race, decide to maintain discipline and say to yourself Yes to marriage, and stability, and growing love; and say No to the normal, common, low-life, nasty and mean excuse for a female aka woman of the night aka 304 aka Hoe.
All the way through to graduating high school and then a 2-year trades college, I continually to myself say: Yes to the dress; No to the hoe.
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Dressing Up A Chair

A simile used to describe a thoroughly useless, unproductive endeavor.
Justin’s new proposal was as useless as dressing up a chair.
by Souldriver5440 April 05, 2020
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Dress Shoes

Code to represent the three most prominent sexualities. A person has one dress shoe if they are bisexual, two dress shoes if they are homosexual, and no dress shoes if they are straight.
OMG, that guy definitely has dress shoes.

I can't believe he told me he only has one dress shoe when he LITARALLY HAS TWO.
by ISWEARIMNOTAHOMOSEXUAL May 08, 2021
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Best-dressed-streaker

When the best dressed person at prom takes their pants off and streaks through the dance floor.
Prom was great last night, the Best-dressed-streaker ran by me with no pants on.
by Balls19 April 21, 2024
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well dressed professor

something so rare as to be effectively hypothetical. Far more difficult to find than a needle in a haystack but not quite as preposterous as finding a sasquatch or extra terrestrial.
I’m totally gonna win the lotto tonight!

Yeah? And imma find a well dressed professor!
by BigWu July 29, 2022
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Barbie Dress Up

When players in a Mil-Sim game spend massive amounts of time selecting their uniforms and weapon load outs instead of actually playing the game.
The Op started at 5:00 but we didnt actually start till 6:00 because everyone was Barbie Dress Up(ing).
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condom dress

A dress made of condoms for girls who want attention, or men. Or both.
Yo bro she's wearing a condom dress to prom!
by Horseee Girl! March 20, 2016
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