ding donged

To ring someone's doorbell with their penis.

Bro, I ding donged the teacher yesterday.

by Wordsarereal April 13, 2016

ding dong

Its your goddamn Penis you retard, get a life...

look down, open your pants and you probably have a small fucking dick man... or in other words, a ding dong

by FatLoser26 June 27, 2016

Ding Dong Thumping

An action similar to ding dong ditching, instead of ditching you proceed to have an orgy with your partner(s) by the door.

Bro! We goin ding dong thumping tonight? Grandmas house?

by Joe The Eskimo May 29, 2016

Ding Clan

A group of retarted fuckheads who do nothing productive whatsoever, roast people constantly and slack off all the time.

Friend 1: Look at those freaks, they do nothing but roast those guys over there.

Friend 2: Oh, they're a Ding Clan. Don't pay attention to them

by Anonymous12763 September 10, 2016

ding off

To "Ding off" meaning to "fuck off", "Go die", "Eat dick", or "Fall down a well". Commonly used by the wealthy to discriminate against the poor.

Stacy: "Hey Johnathan! You did really great in last night's football game against our school rival. Your interception that won the game was amazing!! You really have a talent and I think it's great that you're pursuing a career in football. If anyone can make it all the way, it's gotta be you!"
Johnathan: "Ding off Stacy."

by Jerble Berble November 24, 2016

ding ding hug

When your butt ass naked and give someone a hug.

No no please I don't want a ding ding hug from you son

by Smasher69 December 10, 2016

ding dong duster

A epic or very large mustache.

My god, look at that Ding dong duster.

by Kmccar91 January 14, 2017