by MaloOki July 01, 2015
Guy 1: Dude?! Are you eating a Pop Tart? I thought you were on a diet? Those things have like 200 calories per tart!
Guy 2: Nah it's cool. It's a diet Pop Tart...no crusts!
Guy 2: Nah it's cool. It's a diet Pop Tart...no crusts!
by T-Floss October 01, 2009
by Bruce Citron September 15, 2003
A diet of broke boys who can only
Supply weed and liquor for survival. They can't take their significant other to fancy restauraunts because they can't afford it.
Supply weed and liquor for survival. They can't take their significant other to fancy restauraunts because they can't afford it.
Me: hey Ashley , you should double date with me and Ron.
Jenny: I can't. My boyfriend has me on a broke boy diet
Jenny: I can't. My boyfriend has me on a broke boy diet
by Lolamonroe July 09, 2013
A ridiculous diet made popular by celebs, especially Beyonce after she lost 20 pounds on it. Basically, you eat and drink nothing but lemon maple syrup water for at least ten days. Your body goes into starvation mode and you drop, like, FIFTY BAZILLION POUNDS. The recipe for the master cleanse juice is:
60 ounces of filtered water
12 Tablespoons of organic grade B maple syrup
12 Tablespoons of organic lemon juice
1/2 Teaspoon cayenne pepper powder
I've tried it once. ONCE. Nearly died; I felt as if I would never feel happy ever again (lol dementors)
I dropped about seven to nine pounds in on week, but felt like a living corpse. All I could do to avoid the hunger was sleep. All day. The mere mention of food or dining made me feral.
60 ounces of filtered water
12 Tablespoons of organic grade B maple syrup
12 Tablespoons of organic lemon juice
1/2 Teaspoon cayenne pepper powder
I've tried it once. ONCE. Nearly died; I felt as if I would never feel happy ever again (lol dementors)
I dropped about seven to nine pounds in on week, but felt like a living corpse. All I could do to avoid the hunger was sleep. All day. The mere mention of food or dining made me feral.
Pretentious Betch: Oh snap, I can't fit into these size 00 jeans. Time to guzzle some master cleanse!
Logical Size 4 Girl: The master cleanse diet? As in, to cleanse yourself of toxins? You're doing it to cleanse, right?
Pretentious Betch: Suuuuure am!
Logical Size 4 Girl: The master cleanse diet? As in, to cleanse yourself of toxins? You're doing it to cleanse, right?
Pretentious Betch: Suuuuure am!
by soapboxamplifier July 26, 2009
Losing weight due to lack of funds or financial difficulty. Participant in this diet usually eat Frootloops for 8 straight meals in a row.
At first we thought he was strung out on something but then we were told he had lost his job last week and was on the Oliver Twist diet.
by geauxsaints504 January 05, 2011
by GenocideRC01 March 15, 2010