hot cobbler

1. Semen (only when reffered to as in definition 2.)
2. The act of giving a woman (or man) multiple facials, usually simultaneously and with 3 to 15 or more men providing the semen. The woman is then instructed to "Eat the hot cobbler," and to do so she must carefully collect all of the semen from her face and eat it.
3. A male participant in the act described in definition 2.

1. "Did you see her swallow all of our hot cobbler?"
2. "Let's give her a hot cobbler she'll never forget."
3. "He's perverted."
"How so?"
"He's a hot cobbler."
"Oh, I see."

by J.J. Thompson December 31, 2003

corn cobb

Kneeing someone's anus in an attempt to cause pain and humiliation.

As soon a Jimmy bent over to pick up his keys I gave him a raging corn cobb.

by Karl Andrews November 11, 2005

Raw cobbin' it

To enter Cobb Hall (University of Chicago) fully nude or intentionally partially exposed.

Wow, did you hear about Vito raw cobbin' it yesterday on his way to Sosc class?

by Andrea Brown January 26, 2008

clobbersaurus

Rightfielder for the Chicago Cubs, 1992-present.

...and Clobbersaurus goes down swinging. That will bring up Lee...

by dblah September 30, 2004

It's Clobberin' Time!

The act of double fisting a girl while wearing Hulk Hands.

As the boy looked into his new girlfriend's eyes, he slipped on his recently purchased hulk hands and exclaimed, "It's Clobberin' Time!"

by meowxcore March 22, 2009

Cobble

verb - to cobble

a term used first in minecraft, meaning to build oneself out of a mine shaft or pit. It can be used to express taking oneself out of a situation - the opposite of digging yourself into a hole.

John: I hear you got into a fight with Jean about her being a food Racist
Max: I tried to Cobble my way out of it.

by "The Kid" March 11, 2012

A clobber of Aerichs

The common collective noun for a group of people named "Eric" with various spellings.

Uh-oh, here comes a clobber of Aerichs! Hide the hair gel!

by Clobberite August 23, 2018