by Getrktm8 December 15, 2016
Get the Crispy headmug. Someone who looks burnt to a crisp due to being homeless, on the street, addicted, or both; the worse for wear. Rode hard and hung up wet; tore up from the floor up.
That crackhead sitting in MacDonalds sure looks crispy.
After sleeping in the park for nights on end, she was looking pretty crispy.
After sleeping in the park for nights on end, she was looking pretty crispy.
by christophermooreworx July 31, 2020
Get the Crispymug. When you're fucking a man up the ass and he tries to stop you by forcing a poop out to send up your urethra, but you at the same time ejaculate as hard as you can to counter the flow.
"Man I tried to rape me in prison but I gave him a Crispy Scott Sunday and he surely regretted trying to poop up my dickhole
by Slylock October 15, 2019
Get the Crispy Scott Sundaymug. An occurrence that feels perfect in the moment. Resulting in vibez that are unmatched.
Crispy is to describe only the best things that happen to you, or are going to happen to you.
Crispy is to describe only the best things that happen to you, or are going to happen to you.
I got a full nights rest for the first time in weeks and it was Crispy
Hanging out with you was so Crispy
I went on the Crispiest date, I can’t wait to tell you all about it
The convo was so Crispy I was on the edge of my seat
Hanging out with you was so Crispy
I went on the Crispiest date, I can’t wait to tell you all about it
The convo was so Crispy I was on the edge of my seat
by B 0 B November 7, 2022
Get the Crispymug. by Amberbackhander March 5, 2022
Get the crispymug. Someone who has transcended past "salty." They are burnt to a point of being brittle and easily triggered, aka, Crispy.
Denise: Have you seen the way Margaret has been acting?
Mark: Yeah, she's salty af!
Denise: No, she's straight CRISPY!
Mark: Yeah, she's salty af!
Denise: No, she's straight CRISPY!
by CrispyKarl September 14, 2017
Get the Crispymug. by ChuggyLittleBuddy May 22, 2021
Get the Ass Crispy Treatmug.