wrinkle cream

Giving a granny (70 + years old) a money shot.

Come here and give your granny some wrinkle cream.

by taking a joe September 11, 2016

Shield Of Creams

A more fun way of saying Condom.

Shield of Creams: Oh know, My shield of creams just broke!

by condoms4all May 29, 2009

Cream Eagle

When you are penetrating your loved one then jump in the air spread eagle and cum on them.

Do you want to cream eagle tonight?

by Firedragonroar March 7, 2019

Creamed Honey

Creamed honey is MUCH different than liquid honey, as its thicker and easy to use with recipes. The name "creamed" comes from the honey's consistency that makes it look... creamy! Lots of companies try to make creamed honey well, like Vintage Bee (vintagebee.com) who offers creamed honey 12 amazing flavors!

I love creamed honey in my tea, coffee, sandwiches, and much more!

by VintageBee January 10, 2017

bitch cream

implied usage of metaphorical substance explained by the sudden increase in bitchiness.

David: you look kinda fat today. Matt: i think you put too much bitch cream on today.

by flatpig April 10, 2022

Twat cream

High pitch Eric from the howard stern show pranked a pharmacy looking for twat cream. The heat got to his crack and his pussy smelled.

Hello do you have twat cream?

by Rags317 March 2, 2019

nut cream

Nut cream is a complicated sexual act which probably will become popular in porn movies very soon.

1. You (the man) fucks a girl in the ass and cum on her asshole (note: not in her asshole).

2. When the sperm lies there on her ass you take a hold off your balls (hence the term "nut") and puts 'em down her asshole, then begin to "ballfuck" her.

3. Take out your balls, now dripping of sperm and "brown sauce" and let the girl take a lick (or suck).

This is what you call "nut cream".

- Hey girl, wanna take a load of nut cream?
- Hell yeah, let me lick it off!

by Karl Kyyke May 8, 2008