Concentrated salt laser

The thing that you use to season your country breakfast

Good morning, Amanda! Oh this junky concentrated salt laser still isn't working right. It needs to be fixed, right away! Who can eat breakfast like this? >:

by Bellisakitty February 5, 2025

Concepts of Thoughts and Prayers

A sarcastic quip usually made by American liberals and those on the left side of the political spectrum to ridicule Trump supporters and MAGA loyalists suffering from misfortune as a result of their vote. It's a reference to the second 2024 Presidential Debate, wherein Donald Trump claimed he had "concepts of a plan" to replace The Affordable Care Act, despite having planned to abolish it for more than 8 years.

"Every Florida House Republican votes against extending FEMA funding"
Well, concepts of thoughts and prayers for Florida.

"These tariffs jacking up prices are gonna kill me! I voted to deport all the migrants and keep men out of women's restrooms, not this!"
I'm sorry, my concepts of thoughts and prayers go out to you.

by NuNu Boo Boo April 6, 2025

Conceptually adjacent

You don't actually think any of that. I told you to articulate what is happening in a manner that is accurate and what you are doing is feining a conception of reality that is deliberately conceptually adjacent to what is actually the case and then casting aspersions on my articulation of event even though both of us know for a fact that you are doing THAT and that mine is accurate.

Hym Iam "Conceptually adjacent but, no, you don't actually think an of that."

by Hym Iam January 16, 2026

Concept Problem of Pseudoscience

The philosophical and practical dead-end that arises from defining any system of thought primarily by what it is not—namely, "not science." This critique argues that the label "pseudoscience" is often an empty, authoritarian slur used not for genuine epistemological analysis, but to enforce a naive scientism that treats science as an infallible priesthood regulating truth and morality. The real issue isn't whether something is "not science" (philosophy, art, and religion aren't science either), but whether a system fails on its own terms while parasitically mimicking the superficial structure of scientific discourse. True "pseudoscience" is characterized by internal contradiction, resistance to correction, and a failure to describe reality, all while cosplaying as science to borrow unearned authority. The "Concept Problem" exposes that attacking something for "not being science" is as meaningless as calling an elephant a "pseudo-hippopotamus"; it's a negative, power-based definition that reveals more about the labeler's ideological rigidity than the target's substantive flaws.

Example: "Calling astrology 'pseudoscience' runs into the Concept Problem. Astrology hasn't claimed to be a natural science for centuries; it's a symbolic system. The real pseudoscience is a flat-earth video that uses sciency-looking graphs and jargon to 'debunk' NASA, while ignoring its own internal contradictions and evidence. The first is 'not-science,' the second is anti-science disguised as science—and conflating the two just turns 'pseudoscience' into a thought-terminating cliché for anything outside the current dogma." Concept Problem of Pseudoscience

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

Concept Problem of Cult

The intellectual dead-end you reach when the word "cult" expands to describe literally everything, rendering it conceptually meaningless. If every fitness program, skincare brand, political party, and hobby group is a "cult," then the term stops identifying a specific, dangerous type of social organization and just becomes a lazy synonym for "things people are really into that I don't like". This overuse is a "Concept Problem" because it destroys the word's analytical utility. We end up in pointless debates about whether "Swifties are a cult" instead of using a clear, evidence-based model (like the BITE model of authoritarian control) to identify groups that actually destroy autonomy and cause harm.

Example: "The podcast spent two hours debating if 'CrossFit is a cult.' That's the whole Concept Problem of Cult right there. Instead of applying a real framework for control, they just listed things members are passionate about. By that logic, my grandma's intense bridge club is a cult because they have a strict hierarchy, special jargon, and think all other card games are inferior. The word means nothing now except 'organized enthusiasm that seems weird to outsiders.'"

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

Concert

arrange (something) by mutual agreement or coordination.

"they started meeting regularly to concert their tactics"

by Arminkshipper May 12, 2025

Concert Squatter

When you arrive at your concert seat(s) to find someone already sitting or standing in them. When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.

How was the show the other night?

So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.

by Kuchie August 27, 2025