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comatose kielbasa

a sexual maneuver in which the finger preferably a male's is inserted into a hole and held still for an extended period of time.
Francis invented the comatose kielbasa. The girls in Manhasset were drooling for comatose kielbasas.
by Francis Coughlin November 21, 2006
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coastering

To burn a CD with files (usually warez), that have some security protocols in place or to burn a corrupted file making the CD unusable, and thus a coaster.
Don't try to burn that game man, I tried last week, it kept coastering.
by Daragaaz December 3, 2007
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Comstock Lode

Act of a man with a sterling Prince Albert cumming in a silver spoon and the bitch eat it.
Man, you shoulda seen the Comstock Lode I fed that bitch after we left the bar last night!
by ScottyPhillips March 12, 2011
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Copastetic

When things are not tense, everything is all right!
I was just chilling in my car whackin my pud, and old lady walks by and catches me! So, I said "Oh I'm sorry granny, I just had to get rid of this bomber that came up" Granny leans in the car and says " Its ok young man, you just finish that thing off. In fact, if you want, I'll take out my teeth if that helps you finish!" So I said "Hey thanks! I wish you was my granny! You all Copastetic and shit about this!"
by Shillelagh Roberts September 18, 2019
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coastal

The coast is where the sand meets the water, also known as a beach. When you want to say someone is a bitch, but they are right there and you don't want to be rude.
Person 1: Jessica is a bit coastal.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: You know, a bit sand and water.
Person 2: You mean Jessica is a bitch?
Person 1: Shhh she's right there.
by ellogovernment September 27, 2019
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slong coaster

When you get your tackle out at a dinner party and put it on the table
things were going swimmingly until Jimmy rocked the slong coaster
by Mr Fo April 29, 2008
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Gold Coast Deep Freeze

When you get back from the pubs and notice a handbag on the floor, urinate in it and place it in the freezer.
That girl last night copped the old Gold Coast Deep Freeze
by grinding4eva January 9, 2011
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